Story 1
I was just thinking about this time I was waiting to meet a girl I had been seeing for a couple of months.

My friend, Sarah, really didn't like this girl and called her 'dumb Tracy'. While I was waiting Sarah SMSd me, "Is dumb Tracy there yet?"

I replied "No, dumb Tracy isn't here yet."

Of course, because I was thinking about Tracy, I accidentally sent it to her.

I realised as it was sending, and tried to whip the phone battery out.

Whoops.

Anyway, took some explaining, and Sarah and Tracy were never going to be friends, so who cares. But still, pretty horrible moment for a minute or two there.

Story 2
Took me a while to buy my first mobile phone. Probably about a year longer than most people when they became popular - I just wasn't that social and didn't have a need for it.

Anyway, my gf at the time eventually convinced me to buy a mobile phone. So I went to the big 'O' and signed a contract. Swell.

Walking down the shopping plaza corridor I quipped loudly, "If I get cancer now it'll be your fault!"

Just as a young 20-something person, all hair missing from chemo treatment, was wheeled past in a wheelchair. The look on their face saying they heard clearly.

was walking past a childcare center few years ago and spied a footy sitting against the inside fence.
i thought cool im gonna grab that.
jumped the fence and grabbed it then went to jump back over and landed badly on my foot twisting my ankle and leaving me in agony.
ppl were driving past and 2 ppl asked if i was ok lol.

i still have a weakness in the foot.
what a goose.

i still have the ball to remind me not to be so dumb in future.

I once mistook Einstein for a woman.

lol FaceMan. In story 2 above, I met the same girl in similar fashion:

Hot summer day, jumping on trampoline while my mate setup a hose in the tree over the trampoline to keep us cool.

Jumping as high as I could, started to drift across and though, "Oh f***. I'm going to miss the tramp here."

Coming down from about 2 meters I landed with one foot on a spring, the other foot completely off the tramp. Because of the balance I continued to twist while I was falling and landed on the outside of my foot, badly rolling my ankle.

In a lot of pain I asked a girl there who I had never met to get me a pack of frozen vegies from the freezer, which she did. Then she sat there with me on the grass and talked to me for an hour or so.

*Bang* in like Flynn - meet my new girlfriend.

I was on crutches for a week - ankle never been the same and I play soccer at a reasonable level and I'm a triathlete, so it annoys me constantly.

Is it just me or is Pinky making every 2nd post ATM?

i got stories, way too bad to post here.

Is it just me or is Pinky making every 2nd post ATM?

It's just you.

Is it just me or is Pinky making every 2nd post ATM?


It's just you.

You can clearly see from abvove that he's making every third post.

Me and your mother. Whoops.

I once mistook Einstein for a woman.

You insensitive bastard.

I was playing with a dog that belonged to a friend of my mothers. I was sitting next to it making some freaky sounds and it decided to nail me on the face. It was kelpie dingo cross so it got me pretty good. Ended up sitting on the bathroom floor bleeding out while my partner tried to sort out a trip to the hospital. Everybody else was out. 12 stitches to the face later...

I could tell the woman who saw to me had no sympathy, probably thinking that I had it coming.

Spent the next couple of months having complete randoms come up to me ask who did it to me.

Bad as, D-Sub. Hope you schooled that kelpie good. *southern american accent*

Nah, I was freaking it out. It's just an animal at the end of the day. Plus, it wouldn't have gone down well with my vego gf.

When I was studying, I used to work as a receptionist in a Medical Centre. One day, a young guy in his 20's with cerebral palsy came in, wheel-chair bound. I took his details then helpfully told him to "take a seat".

Awkward!