post your most awesome/aweful pickup lines here:

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Your legs are like Waterworks road.

Long and curvy and end at The Gap.

"wanna f***"

how much does a polar bear weigh?
just enough to break the ice
hi i'm...

closers are more interesting. other than the standard lets go somewhere else / you want to get out of here (aka 'lets f***') what else does the job?

1 post.. htf do I have 1 post??

everyones only got 1 post

see

can i see your bedroom, plskthx?

hahaha mission thats awesome

Do I pay now or later.

can you get the tab I'm broke LOL

My love for you is like Diarrhea baby, I just can't hold it in.

I bet I could get you into bed with me in 5 mins

always works.

yeah i bet it does


on guys

seems to work on your mum alright...


BAM

oh snap, actually fail.

Your legs are like Waterworks road.

Long and curvy and end at The Gap.

ahahaha

you're doing something wrong if you need lines to pick my mum up.

unlike the fork lift everyone needs to pick yours up

You have the nicest teeth i have ever dreamed of "coming" across.

well look if you leave my mum out of this il leave this out of your mum

cumming?

Hi, I'm a cosmonaut.

evis, wut?

Hi, I'm a cosmonaut.

next mission is to explore uranus?

i wanna be like a tear drop, start in your eyes, something something cheek and finish on your lips.

Watching happynewyear and paveway try to insult eachother is like watching old people f***.

bob kelso

well thanks for the eye witness account fpot, i'll be sure if the opportunity comes up to watch old people i'll turn it down.

i forgot mum jokes were serious insults on the internets

"wanna f***"

that works

anal?

quiet now.. lets not turn this rape into a murder.

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?


Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.


There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.

Hey baby, I've f***ed worse, how about it?

I may not be Fred Flintstone but i'll still make your bed rock.

I like that dress but it would look better on my bedroom floor

Hey baby, I've f***ed worse, how about it?

Dentists love this.

quiet now.. lets not turn this rape into a murder.

haha

does this rag smell like chloroform?

"Your hair looks beautiful, mind if I snip abit off and smell it?"

Hey baby, I've f***ed worse, how about it?

... or ...

"Hey, I've noticed that when you clean my teeth, you talk to me, does that mean we should have sex now?"

I would like to eat your liver

next mission is to explore uranus?

I'm not exploring anyones anus thanks.

aaaahahahhaa

does this rag smell like chloroform?

rofl thread winner

a pickup line that genuinely worked in front of me and defi that posts here a couple of years ago at straddie that another mate of ours used


hot little chick running around on the beach , me defi and mate just chillin on this seat .

mate "oi, have u ever kissed an 18 year old?"
chick "no"
mate "want to?"
chick walks over and they pash

i was gobsmacked

sounds like pedo story

she was like 17 n he was obviously 18

can i buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

Tits or GTFO.

I could see Existence's mate's thing working on older chicks. Like some mid 20's to 30... any older is too old imo.

To be honest, as soon as I read this thread title I assumed it was by Gimpy.

you never close your eyes anymore when i kiss, your lips
and theres no tenderness anymore in your fingertips
your fighting hard not to show it, but baby
baby, i know it


you've lost, that loving feeling
whoa-oh that loving feeling
youve lost that lo-oving feeling now its gone
gone
gone
whoa-oh-oh

^^ f*** beaten to it



There are 206 bones in the human body, want another one?

I just ran a marathon, want to smell my sweaty ball sack?

Haha, from Family Guy episode I'm watching just now:
"Excuse me, you dropped something: My jaw".

Hey, if you ever get mauled by bears I hope they stay away from your face, cause I think you're cute

nice shoes, lets f***!

nice shoes, lets f***!

thats an old classic ha ha i like it
ok this one is for two chicks....the usual fat chick with a looker at a club scenario
so you walk up and look at the fat chick with your best smile (totally ignoring hottie) and say "hi, do you like to dance"
well she will obviously giggle and answer yes.
next line is (insert drum roll) "good, well f*** off then while i talk to your friend" ahhahahahahahaha ;-)

I see what you did there.

"you see im buying this hotel, and making some new rules about the pool area"

"Show us where Daddy puts it!"

... works well in Tasmania.

i'm making online porn content... do you double?

"here i bought you this drink" works everytime with rohypnol

ever tripped over a log? what about a root?

"I'm a pretty big deal in the online gaming community"

"I'm a pretty big deal in the online gaming community"

bahahaha!

How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or Fertilized?

Reply is normally
Unfertilized thanks

Retort
Thats alright I was going to blow my load in your arse anyway

Primal wins

Wanna go halves in an abortion?

Did you grow up on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise cocks.

You'll do

or

You turn my software to hardware

or

Q: Wanna dance?
A: No
R: I guess you didn't hear me, I said you look fat in those pants



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Do you want to f*** or should I apologize?

Let's bypass all the bulls*** and just get naked.

So do you f***, suck and take it up the ass or am I wasting my time on a Jesus freak?

they call me nova, as in casa nova

suck me, beautiful

"I'm a pretty big deal in the online gaming community"

kinda tried that before

told some bird at the casino i had over 10,000 on QGL then her bf fired up and i was like LOL

There are some good video game related ones here http://sexyvideogameland.blogspot.com/2007/09/video-game-pickup-lines.html

I thought these were good.


So, you ever been in a 5-Man Raid?

I better slow it down to bullet time before you feel Max Pain.



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hello, now that im in range... *4-roper*

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Here's an oldie.

Wanna go turkey hunting? I'll shoot, you gobble.

How do you like to masticate?
At the front of your mouth or deeper in?

Here's some WoW related ones

Hey, nice pants. What's the drop rate?

so... I've heard that you are an Epic mount

AHH, fair lass, may I push in your stool for you?

Wanna grind?

Are those pants from Molten Core? Cuz your ass is EPIC!

^^ ahahahah
sif a wow player would ever have a chance to pickup a chic

real wow pickup line:

ASL?

Primal wins

Maybe if he hadnt screwed up the joke, its "How about a root?"

I have 5 grams of cocaine

gimpy, i would like to go back to your place