This has got to be one of the sickest things to come out in a while.

AUSTRIAN police have arrested a man they believe imprisoned his daughter in a windowless basement for 24 years, abused her and fathered seven children with her.

those crazy austrians.....

umm... seriously.... wtf?!?!?!

the mother was apparantly unaware? people dont even try to lie well anymore.

also this isn't that sick compared to the guy who raped his 1 day old daughter after they got home from hospital. i expect he is dead by now after being jailed.

Depressing thread is depressing.

the oldest child was 19 years old and had never seen sunlight.

What the f***ing f***...

also this isn't that sick compared to the guy who raped his 1 day old daughter after they got home from hospital. i expect he is dead by now after being jailed.

No way, this has that beaten hands down 100 times over. Its pretty f***ed up to rape a baby but at least the baby wont ever remember that s***...

how the f*** is this even possible, did he have a secret underground lair with staff and henchman??

yeah if u read the article he had a secret underground lair, complete with hidden door and electronic coding on the lock, and cement and steel door.

haha idol you dumbass, read c*** :)

in anycase, that's f***ed up, when you thought that SA couple was the worst s*** to hear this year, this comes along and pwns it.

sounds like she had quite an adventure.

and i was just looking at the amputee handjob black toilet poster.. i thought 'i seen it all' ... then this.... ....


.... DAMN U INTAWEBS

i've seen a doco where some bird in syberia was "raised by dogs". parents just kept her in the kennel, she ate dog food, barked and s***. she was seriously f***ed up

They did that cause she was a bitch.

zing

ha har

thats the fkn worst s*** ever, wats gonna happen to this guy?

wat penalty is sufficient?

He shall be hung...















...by his testicles

how the f*** is this even possible, did she endure some kind of adverse conditions or something??

i heard they formed a WoW guild and it kept em busy for a bit..

lol, this is nearly as crazy as that german guy who asked this other german dude to kill him and then eat him

This is madness...

Madness?!?!
THIS IS AUSTRIA!!

*golf clap*

Thats just disgusting. I dont have words.

World hide and seek champion right there

imagine how much gold they could of farmed in that time

Apparently the worst they can charge him for is rape.

This woman is going to be screwed up for life. Not to mentional the three (of seven) children who never saw daylight.

Apparently the grandmother was looking after the other four inbred children - seems like the mans actual wife wasn't the only one who knew about this and did nothing... Makes me sick.

Seriously, WHAT THE f***?? How can he only be done for rape? What about kidnap, incest, child abuse, torture etc? Not to mention that he threw the bodies of one of his kids into his work incinerator? Again, WHAT THE f***??

I don't see any problem with this. He was providing a safe environment for his children to live in. With the way the world is now they were better off living where they were.

oh flowerpot!

All with out a baby bonus.

See when you let kids out into the environment you get results like 'lil miss' up there.

I find it really hard to believe they can only charge him with rape. At least put him in there for 24 years.

Also, ninemsn has had the most crude headlines for these stories -

"'Animal-like' dungeon kids struggling"

Nice.

Obviously when someone said too lock up your daughters he took it literally

An Austrian woman is like a good wine.
Best left to mature in a cellar.


After it emerged that a man locked his daughter in a cellar for 24 years and
inflicted beatings and rape, the world reacted with shock upon hearing the news. All
except the Muslim community, who couldn't understand what all the fuss was about.


I've just bought this Austrian girls diary off ebay. Its not very interesting it just
says:

Monday: Stayed in
Tuesday: Stayed in
Wednesday: Stayed in.


Austrian authorities have said that Josef Fritzl has been improving as a father as of
late. In fact, police have said that he has "Been coming into his own".


The Austrians have taken their fondness for the Sound of Music too far. They even
have their own Von Trapped family.


Just when we thought Madeleine McCann was pixxing the World Hide & Seek Record, some Austrian bird romps home with a 24 year claim!


An Austrian journalist asked a neighbour how long he had known Josef Frittzles
daughter Alice. “Alice” he replied “Who the f**k is Alice? You mean for 24
years I’ve been living next door to Alice?!”


Official advice on sex education for Austrian teenagers is to keep them in the dark
as long as possible.


Austrian authorities are worried by the rapid drop in stag nights after it was learnt
they actually do lock up their daughters!


The Austrian interbred Fritzl family have been moved to a safe place, where it is
believed they will blend in seamlessly into the local society... Hobart, Tasmania.

LOL. Idol saves the thread.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/controltheweb/2463085690/

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/4179/attachmentqo8.jpg

It's great to see that no matter how perverse and disgusting the crime, the Internet can still find ways to lower the bottom of the barrel for even worse scrapings!

the internet is just using humour to come to terms with its pain

Ravnos, it's austria, not australia.

Ravnos, it's austria, not australia.

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ps. i didnt make it

ahaha phooks, that's funny if you're joking, but hilarious if you're serious

so I'm guessing I'm missing out on a joke here or something?

no shizzle.