- You have gone through the mandatory e-bashing upon signing up

- You know the number after /x/

continue :>

you know this thread has no future

you jump on the pumpkin_pete bashathon!!!

You've seen kat.rar

You've seen kat.rar

Please help me become a QGL'er!!

PS. Pumkin Pete sucks dongs.

...you've been to a QGL lan?

you rejoice when tung returns...

... you make typos in a subject and have a thread nuked?!

http://trog.qgl.org/site/media/pics/trog/fireuptrog/trogbomb.jpg (props to maxe)

haha

- you were around before Hunter was banned
- friday arvo spoot threads happened regularly

- You learn to stop reading crazy morton's sig as part of his post every time you read one of his posts.

EDIT: wtf, it's tung.

-4chan memes are hilarious to you
-you love japan more than anything. living there is a dream
-anime is great

your AGN id < 500

- You know the certain people that have been posting here for years, yet are not from QLD nor have they ever been to a QGL LAN.

Wow! I have been to a QGL, I have been subject to Hunters posts, I rejoice when Tung returns (HI TUNG!!), Ive seen fri arvo spoot (needs to come back IMO, heardy/rev?) and i've seen some of Kat.zip.
I MUST be a qgler!

- You were around when Teen/Goua'uld was around and subsequently banned.
- You were around when Einstein was still a man (Also when he made the epic thread)
- You were around when Splat/Lowgoz posted Goatse, and when he changed my sig image that he hosted to goatse....Actually come to think of it, it was disturbing how much he liked goatse.
- You were at the QGL that some dude got caught wanking in the bathroom (forgotten his name)

last edited by Fireblood at 14:01:09 21/Apr/08

i haven't been around as long as some of the crusty ole bastards around these here parts but ive witnessed the majority of the shenanigans posted so far in this thread.

hi5 team.

- Was it fpot's brother that got banned for hacking the forums? I can't remember his username anymore. If so, you are a qgler if you were around for that

- You had/have a sig made by rubba chikin

- You remember when the forum was 80% for-sale threads, prompting the creation of sold.ausforums.com

- You knew who imitation was before he went to China and came back with his China stories

i never went to a qgl lan

Swiss_Cheeseman

The g0t_Bean and Janey thread. (i think that was her name)

I vaguely remember g0t_Bean+Janey, but anyone got a link or xID to said thread?

i still have kat.rar on my website :D

I was at the QGL when the feds rocked up...

Was that the kiddy porn lan? One of the last (if not the last) at ANZ Stadium? I bailed before the cops arrived, and missed all the excitement :(

last edited by boffiend at 14:46:06 21/Apr/08

big failure.

lol what? explain.

....you haven't been to a LAN in about 6 years.

Someone dropped a CRT on a Saturday night and it was lol's all round.

yeah the guys from operation argus turned up and inspected someones PC.. don't remember who it was tho

was gonna say what fade said
also
-not having an eight digit uID.

You've seen kat.rar

hahahahahahahhahahahaha

SNAP

edit: you know what BUCKET is all about ;)

last edited by teq at 15:13:20 21/Apr/08

....you haven't been to a LAN in about 6 years.

I like this one... oh and kat.rar

From my recollection it has always been kat.zip. What's this .rar business?

- You have gone through the mandatory e-bashing upon signing up

On... sign up?

- You know the number after /x/

wat

The g0t_Bean and Janey thread. (i think that was her name)

hahahahaha oh my god that was f***ing gold.. my made up hot sister, spidz created the hotmail msn addy (some f***ing lol adress) and then he gave got bean my mobi number saying it was janeys and called me and i abused the f*** out of him and recorded it and uploaded it

(someone dig up that thread)


when #ausgamers was cool

im 21 and i went to my first qgl when i was 14.. so thats how long i'v been here

-when the qgl forums were oldschool and different


janey thread found

http://qgl.ausforums.com/?agn=thread&id=2196876&startid=100



last edited by existence` at 16:30:42 21/Apr/08

You've exploited forum code to post in locked threads.
You've been told by security to wake up at a QGL lan whilst sleeping on your keyboard.

- You know the number after /x/

wat

Hint it starts with 4

last edited by scuzzy at 16:29:18 21/Apr/08

- You know the number after /x/

wat

Hint it starts with 4

OK I figured this out. Umm the only way you would know the number after /x/ is if you come to this site via Ausgamers, which indicates you're a f***ing noob...

false

You know how awesome triumph is!@

actually on reflection I must've been around these traps almost a decade now considering I worked with tr0gj0r and kitten in 2000 and was around at LANs before that.

I feel old :(

QGL? I didn't sign up for that ... I thought this was QqlChat ?

When You've been banned twice and you still can't stay away from this place.

Ah yes, the Janey thread, now I remember... but I must admit I didn't find it that spectacular.
But seriously, who the f*** calls someone (anyone) who they haven't met, and have only been given the number by someone else? (eg, a friend giving out someons number) I mean, who the hell wouldn't find it creepy to have some random guy ring you who's only intention is dating?
More to the point, ahh, bean, you f***ing newb (and ahh, exi/others, you goddamn trolls :)

OK I figured this out. Umm the only way you would know the number after /x/ is if you come to this site via Ausgamers, which indicates you're a f***ing noob...

I have it bookmarked as a URL via ausforums, which gives it. That was working around the time of Shafted 8.

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lest us forget the great mulim invasion

just re-read the g0t bean/janey thread. Funniest thread of all time. Does anyone still have the chat logs or mp3?

i can't find them on my webspace or hdd :<

ahh kat.zip

actually there was an entire webpage dedicated to that + more pictures. Good times...

Who could forget Einstein leaving or any or Loki's e-leaving threads.

the only kat pic i have seen was on the forum in a thread that i think, obes posted, that had kat with her jubblies out and flashing lights and some loud beatz. it was very funny, but only lasted ~ 5 minutes.

also lol at that bean thread with manlissa telling him to man-up.

The words sufficient distance make you smile even today.

Years after that kat.zip stuff a person on a infamous drug forum started posting Kat's pics and getting the attention of other users.

Now Kat assures me she's not a methamphetamine addict from the US...

I want to know how this person found the pics and what they gained by lying and assuming Kat's identity? Seriously this person must have some f***ed up issues.

BTW the general responses were "enough tit shots, show us your snatch already".

- You were at the QGL that some dude got caught wanking in the bathroom (forgotten his name)

Trog.

wasn't the response here

Was that the kiddy porn lan? One of the last (if not the last) at ANZ Stadium? I bailed before the cops arrived, and missed all the excitement :(

what?
I remember hearing something about that while I was there but didn't see any cops, was there more than one incident? Unless I'd gone home before they arrived (I never stayed overnight, those chairs killed my back).

you know you've been on qgl too long when:

-you know why this exists.

-You went to the QGL skirmish day and heard someone yell "don't run with your gun, run with your knife" when we started rushing.

I LOLed so hard.

haha they sure do hogfather

you've met nF, and hes ignored you

.. When you come out of a 7/11 with a slurpe and some crazed motherf***er in a quake shirt smashes you ..

.. You've endured first to 1000 kills with 16 player DM4 ..

.. coax was king! ..

.. You've seen Twisties GF's boobs... (That one was for Term)

what?
I remember hearing something about that while I was there but didn't see any cops, was there more than one incident? Unless I'd gone home before they arrived (I never stayed overnight, those chairs killed my back).

you know you've been on qgl too long when:

that was scary man

morgan / flying llama and i were good e-mates at the time, and apparently some little cs azn kiddie dobbed him in for having child porn on his pc to the admins. i think the admins are legally obligated to dob him in, or maybe the lil azn dobbed him straight into the cops

anyways these 2 suited up guys rocked up, sat down at morgans pc and searched his whole hdd. i saw the whole thing happen, i was sitting across the gap in the tables

they poped up ice age the movie and were watching it, popped up some porn and took a look.

i spoke to morgan later on the net i think and he said they were all like "we dont care if you download movies, and theres nothing wrong with porn mate" etc haha, but they were purely after c***s with child porn, which morgan had none of

i had this program running which indexed all the file shares, and there was some dodgy s*** showing up (at least filename-wise).

classic thread.

wonder if i still have the #ausgamers and msn logs

oh so there wasn't some big huge mega shed raid just 2 guys searching a couple of PC's? well that's probably why I didn't notice. Hell, I was once at a private lan and some girl sat next to me and started asking me if I wanted a drink, etc, I just ignored her and played more quake. When I'm playing games, a gunfight could happen right next to me and I'd probably ignore it and play on :)

reading the thread, I notice that all the bean posts are deleted

Link to kats TITS pleaze

************
post limiter WHY ????? this is for 2 posts below*************
MAN i see heaps of tits every weekend my boys have houseparties ALL weekend its like chicks come to get naked and we all get high and drunk and go upstairs and DO EM REAL hard then they leave

AND im 16 K me and ma boys will show you how its done K

last edited by pumpkin pete, forum authority at 20:04:52 21/Apr/08

sorry kid, you are not old enough

dude he's seen more tits than any of us, don't you know anything?

dont link to goatse

Anyone with half a brain wouldn't have clicked it anyway.

Does that domain even have the image anymore?

Also. WHO'S f***ING COPYING.

My post looks out of place now that phooks chickened out and deleted his one :(

- You were at the QGL that some dude got caught wanking in the bathroom (forgotten his name)

Hellman109.

Nitro paid him out big time over the PA system. Shortly thereafter, Hellman109 logged off whatever random file sharing client was running at the time on the network, packed up, and went home. lol.

- You also know you're a QGL'er when you were at the one time only LAN at that Claireveaux Mckillop school or whatever it was called, with the hall that had no air conditioning, no fans, but did have the PS2 hooked up to a projector, playing the ten pin bowling mode inside a fighting game...
- You remember the backpunch incident.

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he wasn't wanking in the bathroom anyway, it was out in the open. he was sitting next to me and inso early on the saturday, but he moved thank f***. i guess we were killing the mood for him.

he wasn't wanking in the bathroom anyway, it was out in the open.

There was a thread on here the moment it happened. Too bad it was deleted almost as quickly. That thread told the story as presented by nF so he speaks the truth.

.. You've seen Twisties GF's boobs... (That one was for Term)

I saw nova's boobies.. very nice.

i remember when a copy of unreal was floating around the place spreading the win.cih virus...

When you realised that Mental Patient was indeed a real mental patient!

Hellman109.

ahhh i always thought it was Hellman49... close enough. It was actually skz and kelby who spotted the guy and told tayf who went and grabbed the mic. just as tayf is giving his speech letting everyone know, the guy walks back out of the bathroom and tayf goes 'what, go to finish yourself off did ya?'. The guys head nearly exploded with shame :P

other fond memories:

+1 for annoying security guard.

- you tried to avoid said security guard by putting on a movie and sunglasses while you dozed.

the diablo days? i remember back in the day when carnrat got me onto qgl, and i had that stupid HNY username... I was only like 14 a the time though.

and the CS days that were good before all the cs kiddies came along.

Someone netsending an entire workgroup asking for a copy of star wars while a CS comp was in game.

Bahaha. Did he face wrath?

- Trying to explain the spelling of your obscure or ambiguous alias to the passcard dudes at LANs.

When you realised that Mental Patient was indeed a real mental patient!

heh orly? :p

- powerup regeneration clan.
- term's timbermart lans.
- you know what frame type to use for ipx/spx ;p
- dethon clanlanyums.
- nG!

- You survived the Great Depression
- You were involved in some sort of "Holy Crusade"
- You met Jesus (and the nigga owes you 12 bucks!)
- You enjoyed watching The Big Bang and had a good feeling about the outcome
- You have ALWAYS been here....

Oh, Mantis :(
http://zero.racetime.com.au/files/trainwreck-19thomas-600.jpg

- You still have those lan IP stickers on your case

- You enjoyed watching The Big Bang and had a good feeling about the outcome

- You set off the Big Bang and now are hiding from the Police

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- You turn your girlfriend into a lesbian

- your a gay gEEK BITCH

You've seen kat.rar

Beat me too it!!!

Also, being subjected to the endless onslaught of 'pics or lying' whenever you make the *slightest* reference to being of the female persuasion.

Without me, there is no QGL.

That ain't no compliment

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