Im so livid i thought ill rant. So, its school holidays so the missus goes away to croatia for a week with some of her fellow teachers. (some are hot, will post pics later)

Thats cool, so i decide to do a smash and grab poker trip to paris with a mate. Was gonna write a whole article on how s*** they where ther, but you wouldnt belive me. One dude, must of all of been 18, throwing a €500 note on the table in a cash game. After we took that, he reloaded via his credit card about 4 times that i counted.

So anyway, get the train back on Sunday arvo, about €800 up. Not bad, paid for drinks all night till 6am too. BTW, anyone going to paris a beer is now €7.5 for 500mls. Start saving.

Get back in and feeling pretty good about my poker playing, so I go into the city and play a £30 tourny and win it, a nice little £1100. Get home 3am monday morning.

Cause im so tired go straight to bed Monday night. Missus gets home and starts making a major sad about gambling and because i havent done the f***ing washing! Seriously, what the f***! Ill pay some eastern european to do my washing for the next 5 years.

Cash games sure, you can loose alot of coin. But why cant women f***ing understand that the most you can loose in a torney is the buy in of £30. Going to the movies costs over a £10.

/rant

A bit of Aussie philosophy for ya Moobs.

"If you could f*** a stubbie you wouldn't need 'em"

c***punch

This is where she becomes the ex-missus! Find one of those chicks who plays poker.

anyone going to paris a beer is now €7.5 for 500mls. Start saving

What a joke.

yeah.. in the moulin rouge maybe

yeah the bitch needs to know a brother's gotta get paid!

wheres the pics?

p.s. my gf lets me gamble as much as i want ;) unlucky

my missus gambles more than me :O

in my experience, im usually always up, and i never hear any complaints

on a bit of a rush at the moment tho, $800 at the casino wed and monday nite, and just came 5th in the cypriate club tourny and took $500.

so yea, i dont hear any complaints :-p

i dont know, usualy if the girlfriend is a seriousish girlfriend then they tend to be right about gambling

also where in paris were you paying 7.50? must have been at the cas or something

yeah.. in the moulin rouge maybe

Nope, those prices are pretty common apparently. My French friends tell me they get tanked up before they head out and don't drink for the rest of the night.

^ yeah when wine is 6 euro a bottle how could u not

Jabroney: What are they playing at the casino monday and wednesday?

^ lowest post count vs user id ever

Mooby, it sounds like she cheated on you while she was away (most likely with one of the other hot teachers, girl or guy, whatever) and her guilt is making her get angry at you so she doesn't feel so bad.

Dump that ho. You win either way.

^ She's definitely cheating on you. The logic is all there.

Yeah and to get even ... pics ...

Tell her she didn't do the f***ing washing either

Hah, Billy is on the money .. that's a sick read!

Mooby, it sounds like she cheated on you while she was away

Tyrone, Tyrese, Jammal, RayRay and Maurice.

well really, you should have prepared a better excuse for not having done the washing than "I was busy gambling".

Lack of foresight!

no limit coming to conrad treasury from friday! $80 buying $1/2NL

go nuts!

im at jupiters

but as of this friday in queensland, they will be scrapping all the limit and pot stuff and putting in 1/2 NL

prepare yourself for hilarious dealer errors! (and for the dealer to tell you to stfu afterwards!) mwahahah