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Phooks
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Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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A NEW Australian-developed contraceptive jab for men, taken four times a year, has been proven to be just as effective as birth-control pills for women. Clicky Yes, I know, news.com rage, but I cbf finding another source right now. It seems pretty legit. |
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paveway
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Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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The GuVna
Posts: 693
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/aequitas3/Ran_Over_Baby_Cake.jpg
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3x0dus
Posts: 998
Location: Townsville, Queensland
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falcon punch 4 times a year?
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whoop
Posts: 12724
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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img.
moonbuggy. org ?? what's that? some sort of witty image macro? oh and, I use the best contraceptive ever conceived. my personality. |
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scuzzy
Posts: 12806
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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The GuVnaLol get your own hosting. |
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ravn0s
Posts: 6258
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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sifnt have the imageshack addon for firefox.
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Spook
Posts: 21341
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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i hardly think contraception is mens business
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d[o_0]b
Posts: 2067
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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clearly
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Idol
Posts: 2259
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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regular needles, f*** that
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fpot
Posts: 15176
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
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I thought Sydney already had a male contraception breakthrough by being the poofter capital of the world?
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Kat
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snip snip
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B.Hardball
Posts: 7777
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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oh and, I use the best contraceptive ever conceived. my personality. made me lol Yeh, but as if get needles regularly. Chicks should all get implanon FTW. But don't forget, none of these will stop you from getting the AIDS. Edit: actually Whoops' contraception will. |
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fpot
Posts: 15177
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
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whoops personality gives him aids.
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Spook
Posts: 21343
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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team spook uses and recommends implanon
ours came out and i had petal up the duff by her first period (mite have just been MY POTENT LOVE JIZZ) we got the next one ready to go back in after doc says its ok to implant again |
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Hogfather
Posts: 1656
Location: Cairns, Queensland
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Yeh, but as if get needles regularly. Self-injected needle every damn day for the last year. HTFU! |
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CHUB
Posts: 4063
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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f*** injecting hormones into my body, don't mess with nature...
Force the chick to do that. |
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MISSery
Posts: 5
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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About freakin' time.
I can't believe it has taken this long. It's not right for girls to put that stuff in their bodies all the time. GO BOYS!!! WOOT!!! |
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Creepy
Posts: 923
Location: USA
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Implanon is great, except when it makes her bleed for 20 days straight, and act more irrational than normal.
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Strik3r
Posts: 1415
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
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could be interesting.
Males are possibly better equipped to deal with slight changes to their hormones than women. The pill has well documented behavioral side affects in many women, some obviously more severe than others. Men aren't as prone to big mood swings as women, so its possible that the side effects of this new treatment would be close to zero. Not saying ill be first to volunteer, but if it gets off the ground, could be something to explore. A needle every 3 or 4 months wont kill you sheesh. |
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Gratuitously Provocative
Posts: 1248
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Yeah - Imolanon is not the answer. Given that we get to carry something for 9 months - then push something the size of a watermelon out something the size of a grape - maybe you could all take one for the team. Look at your alternative - *snip snip*
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stinky
Posts: 2496
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Males are possibly better equipped to deal with slight changes to their hormones than women. How do you figure that? |
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MISSery
Posts: 6
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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yeah boys
girls do have to put up with extra stuff when the time comes around. I think that it would be nice for the boy to have to deal with the preventative stuff and take some of the load off the girls. |
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Dan
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Posts: 8218
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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A needle every 3 or 4 months wont kill you sheesh.It will if it's filled with aids. |
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natslovR
Posts: 1569
Location: Canberra, Australian Capital Territory
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the reprecussions for contraception failure, in casual sex situations, are overriding on the women. that's why male pills don't work.
sure that sleaze bag you f***ed last night said he was on the male-pill, but if it turned out he lied he is not likely to consider it his problem. just cum on her face - it keeps everyone happy. |
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trog
AGN Admin
Posts: 23234
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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and take some of the load off the girls.its more effective to take all of the load off hehe ehe hehe h e hehheheh e heh eheeh eh |
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infi
Posts: 8399
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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droppin' loads! aw yeah
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MISSery
Posts: 8
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Ha
needles are freakin' gross. Maybe we should all just be friends... |
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Crakaveli
Posts: 2694
Location: USA
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enjoy aids f***ers.
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teq
Posts: 1122
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I'd be in the 5% who are too virile for this to work, what do I do?
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Idol
Posts: 2265
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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f*** men
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Strik3r
Posts: 1416
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
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How do you figure that? because the new drug is mostly testostarone.. You increase the levels of testostarone in a guy, and experience very little side effects. Increased muscle growth, higher sex drive, (body)hair growth might increase a bit.. POSSIBLY a little bit more agression, but i doubt its anything that would be incontrollable. will have to wait and see ^_^ |
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Phooks
Posts: 467
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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This topic has brought me much laffs. |
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HERMITech
Posts: 5595
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Where do I sign up, (even tho I hate needles)
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teq
Posts: 1123
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Males are possibly better equipped to deal with slight changes to their hormones than women. The pill has well documented behavioral side affects in many women, some obviously more severe than others. Men aren't as prone to big mood swings as women, so its possible that the side effects of this new treatment would be close to zero. wrong I've seen some down to earth guys changed by drugs, from pot to coke or anything in between men have the same mood swings as women, its just less noticable because we expect women to be bitchy moany whores take any guy who drinks coffee every day and tell him he cant have it anymore, he'd probably just go 'meh' but 2 or 3 days from then he'd be having a pretty s*** morning and he will be more irritable etc |
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trog
AGN Admin
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Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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f*** menahahweha heaw hawehahahahahahahah I laughed |
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Obes
Posts: 5905
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Wait to see what the side effects are.
eg. A very rare side effect of the pill for chicks is blood clots .. which can kill. |
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teq
Posts: 1124
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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the side effect of chicks getting fat is the biggest turn off
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Mr Hardware
Posts: 2897
Location: Caloundra, Sunshine Coast, Queensland
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you're having a good time in this thread, aren't you trog.
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teq
Posts: 1125
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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cocaine is a helluva drug.
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| #39 04:16pm 14/04/08 |
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Insom
Posts: 2135
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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contraceptive injection?
cool! can cum inside em now |
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Insom
Posts: 2137
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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in theory of course
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Minxy
Posts: 267
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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just cum on her face - it keeps everyone happy.
No, no it doesn't |
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Fish
Posts: 2457
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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you're having a good time in this thread, aren't you trog.some how he started reminding me of the taco bell dog... |
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nF
Forum Hero
Posts: 13992
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
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i had a contraceptive breakthrough once, but she didn't notice so thats ok.
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fpot
Posts: 15181
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
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I'd be in the 5% who are too virile for this to work, what do I do?Just keep f***ing him in the ass. |
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crazymorton
Posts: 356
Location: Gladstone, Queensland
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^ on fire tonight :-)
gotta appreciate good work.... so whats so new about this? i been "using" the male contraceptive my whole life.....specially with blonds |
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Spook
Posts: 21354
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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then push something the size of a watermelon out something the size of a grape pix or lying |
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Kat
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grape? too right, pix or lying
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whoop
Posts: 12725
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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because the new drug is mostly testostarone.. You increase the levels of testostarone in a guy, and experience very little side effects. Increased muscle growth, higher sex drive, (body)hair growth might increase a bit.. POSSIBLY a little bit more agression, but i doubt its anything that would be incontrollable. will have to wait and see ^_^ A) I'm hairy enough as it is B) I'm already a hairy ball of rage ready to asplode at the drop of a hat, don't need any drugs making me even more cranky. Increased muscle growth I could live with though. |
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mission
Posts: 3670
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Increased muscle growth I could live with though. Especially 'that' muscle. |
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Insom
Posts: 2139
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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the arse?
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sLaps_Forehead
Posts: 3428
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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snip snip ftw
Take a couple of days off work wack a bag of frozen peas on your sore sack and get pissed. The Bonus is that you can f*** your ladyfriend until she can't walk and be happy in knowing that you won't be adding to the insanity that is the current overpopulation of the planet. |
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mooby
Posts: 3953
Location: UK
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sif thatd work.... pull some slut from the pub, yeah babe, im on the men pill....
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teq
Posts: 1128
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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sif thatd work.... pull some slut from the pub, yeah babe, im on the men pill.... it's worked for women for the last 40 years? |
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Minxy
Posts: 268
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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It's great that they've developed this, but I think girls would be stupid to rely on guys telling them they've been having the shots done. Ultimately, if the contraceptive fails (or isn't there) it's the girl who's going to end up s*** creek so I think it should ultimately remain our responsibility to provide our own contraceptive. Unless I was actually dating the guy I would never trust that he was the injections done when you've got nothing but his word. At least with something like implanon you can actually see the rod inside their arm.
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Strik3r
Posts: 1417
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
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errm.... tbh that shouldn't be a concern.. if your not in a relationship with the person, i'd hope you were using dom's anyway. bl if you get AIDS otherwise.
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Minxy
Posts: 269
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Well, yea of course, but I was more thinking along the lines of people having random one night stands etc where they don't really seem to think things through properly. And even using condoms I'd still prefer there to be a second method of contraception.
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| #57 10:58am 15/04/08 |
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paveway
Posts: 7565
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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i had a contraceptive breakthrough once, but she didn't notice so thats ok. she didn't notice you taking her to the abortion clinic ? |
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teq
Posts: 1129
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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It's great that they've developed this, but I think girls would be stupid to rely on guys telling them they've been having the shots done. Ultimately, if the contraceptive fails (or isn't there) it's the girl who's going to end up s*** creek so I think it should ultimately remain our responsibility to provide our own contraceptive. Unless I was actually dating the guy I would never trust that he was the injections done when you've got nothing but his word. At least with something like implanon you can actually see the rod inside their arm. plenty of women expect men to believe they're taking the pill every day? men are less likely in my opinion to lie about it, it's *more often than not* (not saying always) the girl that is clingy and gets knocked up on purpose whilst telling her partner shes on the pill |
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| #59 11:27am 15/04/08 |
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Minxy
Posts: 270
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Yea, I can see what you're saying, what I mean is, girls would be stupid to rely on a male contraceptive, at the end of the day they're the ones who risk getting pregnant, it should be their responsibility to protect themselves/their body etc. Not saying that men are necessarily going to do the dirty on them or whatever, but it's their body, and they should be responsible for it.
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| #60 11:33am 15/04/08 |
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Gratuitously Provocative
Posts: 1250
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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If you werent in a relationship - you would be (or at least should be) using other/multiple forms of contraception anyway. In the case of a relationship its going to be either one or the other taking responsibility for the contraception - I dont see why it couldnt be the guy.
I havent taken the pill in years because of the side effects - I get extremely moody and depressed (nobody needs that, Im moody enough as it is ;)), I do put on weight, especially in the...ergm...chest area (also dont need that), and there are other undesired side effects Im not going to get into on here. All and all I think its time we try an alternative! Also - perhaps we could substitute grape with lemon/lime? Tasty treat. |
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teq
Posts: 1133
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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theres food for thought, wouldn't it be funny if it made your wang bigger
the only problem there is if you've got a small wang to start with, you probably wont need the injections GP: pics or lying about chest |
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infi
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Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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men are less likely in my opinion to lie about it, are you joking? men are pathological liars. |
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nF
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Location: Wynnum, Queensland
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clearly infi has been hurt by someone
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infi
Posts: 8409
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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yes, and i am writing a song about.
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Minxy
Posts: 271
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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haha infi.
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nF
Forum Hero
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Location: Wynnum, Queensland
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she didn't notice you taking her to the abortion clinic ? i guess she must have found her own way there |
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Minxy
Posts: 273
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Yeah, GP I can definitely see why you would rather an alternative for the pill, I have definitely suffered side effects for various forms of the pill. I seem to do okay on Estelle though.
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nF
Forum Hero
Posts: 13998
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
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how fat did you get?
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Minxy
Posts: 274
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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haha I never put on any weight
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Spook
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Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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ive seen her pix, its true
sup emma, you need to ditch james (zero) and get with spook (the hero) |
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d[o_0]b
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Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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<.<
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paveway
Posts: 7569
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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spook, minxy + wifey and jack
one big happy family |
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nF
Forum Hero
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Location: Wynnum, Queensland
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haha I never put on any weight oh you were already fat? |
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Minxy
Posts: 275
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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If you think 48kg's is fat??? Haha I don't intend on ever ditching James :)
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Persay
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if james is loki you're a huge fag
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paveway
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haha
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Minxy
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Yes, James is Loki. And no, I'm not a huge fag.
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nF
Forum Hero
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Location: Wynnum, Queensland
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this is pretty emotional
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Strange Rash
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And no, I'm not a huge fag. Yes you are |
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Minxy
Posts: 279
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I fail to see the connection, but thanks for your input
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Spook
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lowpoint i just went off minxy times 10000 fark, next time ill propperly research my facebook stalking "fartinsmelli" last edited by Spook at 23:04:31 15/Apr/08 |
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Minxy
Posts: 280
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Haha loved your Jack pics on facebook Spook, so so cute. I'm upset that I'm no longer going to be stalked :(
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teq
Posts: 1136
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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are you joking? men are pathological liars. yeah but we lie about s*** like where we were, what we did and why we're home late not 'oh yeah baby, i really dont want another f***ing mouth to feed so i had these injections. lets f***.' 2 months later 'oh ok you found me out, im a liar' also, you're batting for the wrong team |
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Minxy
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Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Wow I've never known any females before who have "accidently" gotten/tried to get themselves pregnant. Didn't realise it was such an obvious occurence Teq?
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teq
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yeah well I know one which happened very recently
the bitch is just lucky that the father loves the child a great deal despite the mother being a money grubbing whore |
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Minxy
Posts: 286
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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wow that sucks Sure she did it on purpose tho?? That is a very very dodgy thing to do tho
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teq
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the kids got health problems because she didnt take the pregnancy seriously, just saw the DOLLAR DOLLAR BILL YA'LL at the end of it lucky the father had good health insurance, otherwise the kid would be dead by now |
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Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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That really sucks. Lucky the dad's responsible enough
mm there's nothing I hate more than seeing pregnant women doing stupid things like smoking or drinking during pregnancy. That really s***s me |
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