I'm so f***ing sick to death of that hey there Delilah song being played every 45 seconds on different radio stations, so please enjoy this parody.

hey there vagina you're a fragrant little kitty with your landing strip and camel toe, to me you look so pretty
yes you do, you know what i just wanna do, is punish

hey there vagina you're a fancy little beaver let my penis play the quarter back and you can be receiver, yes its true, i'll throw a touch down inside you


oh its what you do to me, oh its what you do to me....
repeat, oh you little penis sleeve

i love your little heart shaped box, a pair of lips that never talk
the only problem in the world is that you're connected to a girl and that makes you annoying in the end

im angry that i stopped listening to rennie pilgrem for this vagina song, and there werent any good pixtures

i commend it for the use of sausage wallet.

Haha +1 for hatred of the song.

That was actually quite clever though, 10 points.