awesome thread. voted 5. would read again A+++!

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Any recommendations, need my car to look like new. $50 - $100

If this is an unreasonable price let me know

I guess it depends on how s*** your car looks now as to how much it will cost to make it look like new.

I would have thought $100 easy when you consider how long it takes to wash, polish and clean out a car properly. Plus the product used to do it.

I dunno, just guessing.

"Bay Wash" 14 Gore St Albion $65 topless $75 FULL NUDE

Are you serious?

yep big warehouse you drive into - im heading there on saturday i'll give yall a trip report

Please do.

Stinky and I are heading there tommorow. I cant find it in whitepages or on google, want more details please :D

http://sgp3whereismap.whereis.com.au/gns/sgpapi7-ZP10NJ-1176355154861.gif

they dont have a website or a telephone - definately exists tho its right across the road from my work

last edited by d[o_0]b at 15:21:00 12/Apr/07

shotgun the passenger seat d00b

nowetcarclean.com.au just had my beemer done. awesome. $65 inside and out.

last edited by infi at 15:26:30 12/Apr/07

d[o_0]b: I should go there with my glass car and get them to clean the roof for a hour or two.

Edit: and yeah I've seen those signs too.

last edited by scuzzy at 15:31:04 12/Apr/07

ahahah sera ftw

about the only thing a sera is good for :p

Ive been trying to work out if that nude car wash is for real haha, that little pink civic or whatever it is. Report pls with pics kthx.

yeah it is real there was an ad in the job paper looking for topless car washers

let us know i want to get some mates to go

Hmm, wonder how many camera's you could fit into your car

then after there all done you can say "you missed the spot" btw do they do inside the car?

I am looking more for a body wash, i need a bit detailing....

infi they came to you? how are they with removing big stains from seats and carpeted floors? was thinking about getting my beemer professionally detailed inside out as well.

Just how well would cleaning a car without water work? Surely if it was rather dirty/dusty it would scratch the hell out of the paint? Personally I'd just stick a bucket out next time it rained & collect the water (which we do + rain water tank) and use that. Mind you, I'm using the water restrictions as my excuse for not washing my car at all, even though I never washed it much before the restrictions :p

edit: ahha love the vulture street smash repair guy who looks like he doesn't know a bloody thing about what he's saying just reading off a sign someone's holding up.

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yep they come to you. if you have stains they will charge more but for my job they charged $65 inside and out vacuum (dare i say the word), and waterless. this stuff is s*** hot. i don't know how they make money there were 2 people there for 2.5 hours.

So i went and got the wrx cleaned at albion on the weekend =P... It's pretty sweet you get to choose which girl you want and its all done in this private enclosed bay haha. The chickie we got was pretty damn tidy, came out drinking a cruiser and was trying to get us all naked and s***. Ended up costing me $100: 75 for the wash plus extra $20 for 2 more people to watch and i tipped her $5 =P she did a s*** job at cleaning my car but the show was fkn awsome.

Spoiler:

by the end of the wash the chick was getting herself off to Dj Strex Glossy on my bonnet... w00t pwnage


if you guys go expect to get soaking wet as well.

that's f***ing awesome!

told you my music was orgasmic :D

Sparkles at Indooroopilly Shoppingtown is aight, you'll get a decent clean for around $100.

someone got $100 buxs i need a spit and polish....

she did a s*** job at cleaning my car but the show was fkn awsome.

lol, at least you're a happy customer.

For $100 why not just go to a strip club? at least your car's interior will still be clean.

You a suckah-foo

she vaccumed the inside while we all stood outside, plus we all got to take turns squirting her special places

how long does she take?? can you bring in a semi trailer?

$100 for a s*** car wash? as much as I love tits, forget someone f***ing up (not on) your car.

well its $75 for 2 ppl and then $10 per person after that. $25 each for a half our solo show was pretty decent ;) yeah she took her time and no you couldnt fit a semi in there.

dang...

some high class individuals on here.

Wouldnt want my car getting scatched etc. by some dirty skank.

Maybe you couldn't fit your semi in there, but i bet ya i could fit mine.

^^^Why is it that much smaller? :)

no-one knows, no-one has ever actually seen his

except when he wears his crotchless lace burkha

And perhaps while watching gay porn. Little fella makes an appearance.

Take the WRX down u fag :)

man, $100, you guys must be rolling in it to be able to drop that on a car wash.

Sounds like a bit more that a car wash.

Jolly good show!

man, $100, you guys must be rolling in it to be able to drop that on a car wash.

its not really about washing the car though is it orbs?

Skitza...

Man, the possums scratch the rex enough ! little fockers. I dont need them engraving their whorish non-microfibre towels on it as well.

:)

nah spook i mean if it costs $100 to have your car washed at normal places. That's a f***ing lot!