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PornoPete
Posts: 274
Location: UK
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Dear Sandy Thom
With regard to your song ‘I wish I was a Punk Rocker’, I’d like to take a second to review the lyrics. I’m just going to append a few notes. Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair In '77 and '69 revolution was in the air If by 1977 and 1969 the only revolutions in the air were communist not a bunch of hippies and punks having a whinge? They were violent and many people died. Most of South America was being cynically manipulated by the United States to one degree or another. So as you weren’t born then you must being implying that it is good those people died. When the head of state didn't play guitar Well who can tell what a head of state does or doesn’t do? Presumably playing guitar is a preferable ‘vice’ to say raping young girls two at a time on London Bridge. When music really mattered and when radio was king Once again you pretentious c*** rag who are you to say what music means to people. TV came in the mid sixties. If you like old time radio try the 20s biatch When accountants didn't have control 106-46 BC Cicero states the sinews of war are infinite money. 1555 the Muscovy Company receives a corporate charter 1600’s The Church decriminalises Usury 1944 the world bank opens its doors. So Fiscal Policy and institutions have played a role in people’s lives for a bit longer then the last 30 years. Eat one And computers were still scary and we didn't know everything Doctor Von Neumann created the first electronic computer in around 1926 and in fact the modern desktop computer is based largely on his original architecture. Clearly some of us know more then others bitch tits. When pop stars still remained a myth I am confused here pop stars the TV show or the concept in general. Clearly you are wrong about the concept. But people voting for what they want based on the strength of a televised performance is clearly also nothing new. In the 1950s and 60s they called it ‘The Charts’ what you did was you recorded all the sales you made that week and then reported them to recording industry and they compiled these ‘Charts’ based on sales. And the only way to stay in touch was a letter in the mail 1839 The first commercial telegraph network starts, the technology is almost 50 years old at this time. 1895 Marconi makes the first wireless radio transmission When record shops were still on top You mean these bastions of corporate power over the delivery of music to the common man. Not a minute ago you didn’t like accountants ruling to world and now you don’t like people ripping you off. Suck my balls bitch. You weren’t born too late, you were born at all you annoying luddite f*** hole. Your attempts at being clever are fooling no one, wipe the cum out you eyes and wake up. |
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Slappercx
Posts: 1867
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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cry more
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Le Cock
Posts: 3569
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I f***ing hate that song. I wanna punch that ugly chick in the face. Seriously. Most irritating song in every possible way imaginable. Just listening to the first line makes me want to strangle her. How the f*** did it make the charts?
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| #2 05:37pm 25/10/06 |
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redhat
Posts: 395
Location: Sydney, New South Wales
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cry more Slappercx likes the song, get im! |
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| #3 05:40pm 25/10/06 |
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Spook
Posts: 17019
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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petal often grinds my gears when she farx up with the clutch
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| #4 05:42pm 25/10/06 |
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Wynum's Most Wanted
Posts: 6626
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I totally agree with the c*******. I mean f*** i was forced to unplug the radio from the wall after hearing it the second time at work last night.
Then i was booed by some fat bitch so i flicked a rubber band at her fat face. I didn't miss. |
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| #5 05:44pm 25/10/06 |
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Le Cock
Posts: 3571
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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haha. Yeah I literally run for the switch/volume/cord/next station button when i hear it come on. Whatever it takes to stop the sound.
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| #6 05:48pm 25/10/06 |
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spoon
Posts: 8
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I like the song, but if I had heard it before I saw the woodstock live video and I probably would have hated it.
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| #7 05:49pm 25/10/06 |
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Wynum's Most Wanted
Posts: 6627
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I like the song, and consequently i thereby publicly announce that i'm a poofOk that makes much more sense now. |
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| #8 05:54pm 25/10/06 |
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Frag
Posts: 1784
Location: Queensland
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haaaaaaahahaha, this thread = winnah!
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| #9 06:06pm 25/10/06 |
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nF
Posts: 12609
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
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as much as i hate that song, james blunt's beautiful is worse
like seriously, what a loser |
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| #10 06:07pm 25/10/06 |
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eK
Posts: 10016
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I also hate that song, and the slut that sings it.
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| #11 06:13pm 25/10/06 |
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ctd
Posts: 4858
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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i feel a revolution in the air at your mums house.
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| #12 06:25pm 25/10/06 |
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cainer
Posts: 1223
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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james blunt aka crying bitch music is painful anyone who bought the album should cut their testicles off already.
i get laughed at at work because i put JJJ on the radio because everyone else wants to listen to james blunt and what ever that wish i was a punkrocker s*** is. "wahh new original music... so.. un..familiar quick put nova back on, we're missing out on some james blunt!!" |
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| #13 06:33pm 25/10/06 |
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maxe
Posts: 12371
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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and another thing
why the f*** is that "I want to write your name on my t-shirt right about now" s*** still being broadcast. I mean are people just pretending not to hear it whenever it comes on? its f***ing retarded |
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| #14 06:37pm 25/10/06 |
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SCOGGEX
Posts: 593
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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s***ty melody, s***ty cheezy-ass lyrics.
die u c***ING WHORE |
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| #15 06:51pm 25/10/06 |
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Fireblood
Posts: 7711
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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s*** song for sure.
Original poster knows the lyics too well and has too much time on his hands to analyse it. |
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| #16 07:33pm 25/10/06 |
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Skitza
Posts: 7556
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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not using the clutch ?
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| #17 07:34pm 25/10/06 |
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whoop
Posts: 10556
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I drive an auto while listening to that song
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| #18 07:41pm 25/10/06 |
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Dan
Posts: 7271
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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haha Stu, nice work.
There really is too much good music still being made to pay that much attention to the ones that suck though :) |
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| #19 08:19pm 25/10/06 |
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Jim
Posts: 4986
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I thought it was pretty dumb work =]
songs are typically personal, and/or portrayals and most importantly, not usually meant to be a concise and completely objective statement. if that's what you're expecting, try a decent encylopedia fancy getting so worked up over some dumb lyrics which are clearly someone's point of view and by no means attempting to tell us that our own point of view is wrong |
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| #20 08:55pm 25/10/06 |
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nF
Posts: 12611
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
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hey, don't get me started on pink floyd lyrics jim
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| #21 08:57pm 25/10/06 |
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Chakas
Posts: 1757
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Nobody's come up with a new priest and a rabbi joke in like thirty years. Ya know? I mean, okay, ah, umm. Priest and a rabbi go, go onto the supermarket, and, uh, the priest wants to buy a ham. And the rabbi says, "Ah, I can't eat it. It's forbidden." Couldn't eat it. Not allowed, pigs are like superheroes to them. Is it perfect? No, but I, I don't see you coming up with anything.
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| #22 09:15pm 25/10/06 |
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Ya Mum's Most Wanted
Posts: 6628
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Fut the shuck up Jackas.
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| #23 09:17pm 25/10/06 |
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Strange Rash
Posts: 80
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i'm with the poster, there's nothing behind these
lyrics - just some bitch whining and adding to the worlds problems best lyrics ever: All right stop collaborate and listen Ice is back with my brand new invention Something grabs a hold of me tightly Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly Will it ever stop yo I don't know Turn off the lights and I'll glow To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle Dance go rush to the speaker that booms I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom Deadly when I play a dope melody Anything less than the best is a felony Love it or leave it you better gain weight You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play If there was a problem yo I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it |
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Chakas
Posts: 1758
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I've always prefered:
You are drunk and surly But that's just me. |
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PornoPete
Posts: 275
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hey check it out jim is whinging about me whinging about some stupid bitch whinging about life. cool.
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| #26 09:41pm 25/10/06 |
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Jim
Posts: 4987
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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no u r
nef, I think you should get started on pink floyd lyrics |
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bargain
Posts: 1369
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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into the bin!
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Insom
Posts: 1185
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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coldplay sucks
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Spook
Posts: 17020
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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guitars sucks
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| #30 05:57am 26/10/06 |
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Agent 99
Posts: 1422
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Much lol at this thread.
If u don't like the song, don't listen to it. Quit your whining though kids; it's worse than the song. |
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| #31 07:57am 26/10/06 |
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Hardball, Billy
Posts: 5769
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Hah... i've never heard this song but I think the lyrics that you transcribed are awesome, and you are the dumb f*** c*** rag for taking them so literally;)
Here are the best lyrics ever I'm bringing sexy back |
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| #32 09:20am 26/10/06 |
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demon
Posts: 2424
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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never heard the song before... the advantages of not listening to commercial radio :D but the first line pornopete transcribed is laughably stupid... punk rockers with flowers in their hair? spit maybe! but no real punk is gonna have flowers in thier hair! thats crazy hippytalk :P
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| #33 09:46am 26/10/06 |
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TicMan
Posts: 1178
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Agreed with OP - and was actually talking about this at lunch yesterday with some work buds, saying how much that f***ing song irritates me and builds up enough anger that I want to slam that hoes face into her hippy weed pots.
PS, best lyrics ever; So f***ing what! |
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| #34 10:03am 26/10/06 |
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SCOGGEX
Posts: 597
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Am I Evil? by Metallica (Diamond Head originally)
My mother was a witch, she was burned alive MOST BIGGEST EVILIST MOTHERf***ER EVER OK. |
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| #35 10:14am 26/10/06 |
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Opec
Posts: 4300
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Man now I really I wish I am a Punk Rocker
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| #36 10:27am 26/10/06 |
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Alize`
Posts: 334
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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never heard the song before... the advantages of not listening to commercial radio ain't that the truth! And yes JT - sexy back = best lyrics eva! |
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| #37 11:05am 26/10/06 |
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bjp
Posts: 151
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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It annoys me simply that she's talking about s*** she has no idea about. If that song was sung by say, my grandmother (who for the record is dead) I might let it play but ffs NO! It's like Avril f***ing Lavinge (sp) playing "punk" rock... you've gotta be f***ing joking.
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| #38 11:18am 26/10/06 |
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step
Posts: 1228
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Nine Inch Nails - Closer lyrics... watch the heads turn.
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Le Cock
Posts: 3576
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Nah, these are best lyrics ever:
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Spook
Posts: 17028
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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i like JT and his good time lyrics
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| #41 01:30pm 26/10/06 |
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CHUB
Posts: 1557
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Nah, these are best lyrics ever: /puts on Nevermore version /realises it's less then a week away /dies |
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| #42 01:37pm 26/10/06 |
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Le Cock
Posts: 3577
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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There's a nevermore version? I don't know who nevermore are, but they must be cool if they cover this song.
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| #43 01:42pm 26/10/06 |
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CHUB
Posts: 1558
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Well it's a complete 180... metal, but it really rocks, get it.
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| #44 01:44pm 26/10/06 |
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demon
Posts: 2425
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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simon n garfunkel are 'cool' now? i missed the memo :P
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jmr
Posts: 4740
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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word to paul simon
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ara
Posts: 839
Location: Sydney, New South Wales
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A song that really s***s me at the moment is black fingernails, red wine. I use to like Eskimo Joe, but that song is f***ing ass. So is Sarah. With nonsense lyrics like the following. Sarah You f***ing know her name, it is SARAH. |
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Insom
Posts: 1187
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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maybe it is a false name or something
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acetame
Posts: 1477
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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this song is the best!
Ninja Rap - Vanilla Ice YO! It’s the green machine -- Gonna rock the town without bein’ seen |
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Ya Mum's Most Wanted
Posts: 6635
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Vanilla ice... lawl
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Joanna
Posts: 927
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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These are also some of the best lyrics ever:
A long, long time ago... |
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Le Cock
Posts: 3579
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Ara: QFT. Eskimo's last album was good, this one is rats.
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bargain
Posts: 1370
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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why do so many people mistake jest and satire for whinging? well, genuine whinging... meh
for example, shaun mccallef's (spelling?) 'High Horse" segment on the mccallef show... awesome. you could hardly call it 'whinging' |
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whoop
Posts: 10560
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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song rules, don't deny it.
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eXemplar
Posts: 1892
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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NUKED: whoop's s*** post out.of.synch.-.and.totally.gay
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dice
Posts: 1591
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
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holy s*** that song is annoying
also, these are the best lyrics ever WITHOUT A DOUBT: What's up man hey yo what's up |
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Jim
Posts: 4992
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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without a doubt in your mind maybe
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Crizane Tribal
Posts: 1343
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Hm, that song is so Emo 101. It's so vanilla and paint-by-numbers. Chick has a niceish voice though.
Also, you're all wrong and are f*****s for not saying these are the best lyrics of all time:
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eXemplar
Posts: 1893
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Rulti,Rulti,amen vafan. |
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Crizane Tribal
Posts: 1345
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Lol, Basshunter FTW
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dice
Posts: 1593
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
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jim with yet another serious reply to a joke comment
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Jim
Posts: 4993
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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dice with yet another serious reply to a joke comment
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dice
Posts: 1594
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
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what you just said better have been a joke comment, otherwise your retarted and basht @ nxt
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Reverend Evil
Posts: 14044
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
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What a f***ing s*** song. Just grabbed a opy then and stopped it about a minute in. I don't listen to commercial radio but I can only imagine B105 playing that a fair bit.
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Le Cock
Posts: 3581
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Post limit for dice pls. kthnxbai!
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PornoPete
Posts: 276
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Oh Jim
Basshunter is the tits. |
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Le Cock
Posts: 3629
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http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,23663,20708223-36557,00.html
Already posted the original post to the comments. |
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Makaveli
Posts: 2361
Location: USA
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Eye on the TV |
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Mantra
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sifnt
Glorious euphoria |
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Jim
Posts: 5069
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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that is a great song makaveli, but it's got nothing on:
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demon
Posts: 2455
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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interesting , however...
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fade
Posts: 2506
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Agree with joanna, American Pie > *
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StreX
Posts: 5341
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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sifnt The Bittorrent Song:
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captivate
Posts: 713
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Won't you tell me your name? You f***ing know her name, it is SARAH. ROFL! Hate that punk rocker chick. I hope she dies and we dont have to hear any more of her s*** music. Buenas Tardes Amigo Needs the accent to truely appreciate the words. Especially on 'Chicken'. |
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icewyrm
Posts: 1703
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I like these, coz I like sleeping.
Last week i had the strangest dream last edited by icewyrm at 07:39:47 08/Nov/06 |
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