Listening to crap morning radio this morning and they were talking about a Zoo survey about how 79% (i think) of QLD'ers said they would if they knew they wouldn't get caught.

Would you sleep with your best mates mrs/mr if you knew no one would ever find out?

Me? Big fat No Way!

if she was hawt?
yes

No. Only a low life would do that.

I would NEVER do that, I don't believe that stupid survey.

another quality kat thread.

they just had this on NCIS, you weren't watching it by any chance were you?

me? nope.

I would NEVER do that, I don't believe that stupid survey.

As someone pointed out most of the readers would be teenage blokes and they would be glad they were just having sex, let alone the moral issue

whoop: don't watch NCIS

Sleep with? Yes
Have sex with, resounding NO

well, technically your best mate shouldn't be with someone who would cheat on him anyway, so you should hit it in a heartbeat and you're really doing him a favour. lol

Although I really wouldn't.

last edited by benneth at 23:06:29 26/Jul/06

Best mate? NO!
A good mate? See above.
A regular see every now and again mate? if she was hot and willing.
An aquaintance? With my flying helmet and goggles on and a piece of wet celery!

P.S Not a teenager ;P

2 thumbs up ... love the thread Kat :D

mates' girlfriends automatically cease to be attractive

bogany zoo magazine surveying bogans

My Cock has been there, DONE that!

I tend to disagree that they cease to be attractive as you can still appreciate how nice they look, be nice and pay them compliments on how they look but they should cease to be accessable I think is far more appropriate.

Trying to do the dirty on mates that you actually care about is definately wrong but that being said I have had some shocker "friends" before that don't really deserve the title so would feel no regret in those regards.

Plus if the relationship is dragging along and she isn't happy but only there out of habbit, in these circumstances your right, neigh your DUTY is to make that woman feel loved :D

I wouldnt sleep with his partner, but Id probably f*** his hoe

I thought you and nf already did?
















(nothing personal but it was too easy).

No. Only a low life would do that.

In that case, shouldn't that be a yes for you?

Sleep with? Yes
Have sex with, resounding NO

There's a difference? explain kthx.

Also, depends how hot they are, and how much u dig them.

Also again, I have a mate who directly told me that I, and any of his other mates, could freely accept action from his girlfriend, cos if she was a ho that did that sort of thing he didn't want her anyway.

Sleep with? Yes
Have sex with, resounding NO

There's a difference? explain kthx.

Hermi just likes to spoon :P haha

Ya, i think you lose coz most guys would do it just for the chance to have sex, so many desperate f***s out there.

Ya, i think you lose coz most guys would do it just for the chance to have sex, so many desperate f***s out there.

You shouldn't be talking all righteous and holy, snake.

Best mates - no
friends - probaly not
acquanitences (sp?) - depends how hot
someone i dont know - yes

i say if you can't remain best mates after you sleep with his gf, perhaps you weren't best mates in the first place.

Surprising how many people would root another guy's girl, best mate or not.

Probably showing my age or something, but I wouldn't have at it a chick who I knew was in a real relationship, even if I hated the guy in question.

sure we f***ed baby... but i made love to you - eddie murphy, delerious.

also, consequence free forbidden fruit. sounds pretty good to me.

i say if you can't remain best mates after you sleep with his gf, perhaps you weren't best mates in the first place.

strewth

ps. yes

best mates share things, i dont see why a woman would be any exception

I tend to disagree that they cease to be attractive as you can still appreciate how nice they look, be nice and pay them compliments on how they look but they should cease to be accessable I think is far more appropriate.

Or that you start seeing them as a friend and start seeing all their flaws :D

i say if you can't remain best mates after you sleep with his gf, perhaps you weren't best mates in the first place.

More - if you slept with your best mates girlfriend maybe you weren't a good friend yourself....

last edited by Kat at 09:15:35 27/Jul/06

sif you can ever believe anything in zoo magazine,

it rocks as slight hearted reading material,

plus its the closest thing to porn that i can read at work.

Mates don't date mates dates.

groydis, I heard it on the radio :P I have never read Zoo

More - if you slept with your best mates girlfriend maybe you weren't a good friend yourself....

hey yeah true!

phew, cos I was really swayed by nf's comment for a while there

Jim had the phone in hand and the first 5 numbers dialled in

I only sleep with my mates mums

(PS, say hi to mrs stagrrr whoever sees her next)

What most people have either skipped over or ignored is that in the given scenario, the best friend will NEVER FIND OUT.

I think this might change things for people knowing - as info stated - its 'concequence free forbidden fruit.'

Imo if it was just for sex I dont think I could justify causing that much damage to other people.

(PS, say hi to mrs stagrrr whoever sees her next)

Prolly Mrs blahnana on the way out.

I've got a 2 o'clock appointment with her but I'm sure there'll be a few people from here in before that.

My appointment with her is right after Chakas, at 2:02 sharp.

I'll probably be gone by then so I doubt I'll see you there.

haha losers
I don't need an appointment

pfft, she comes to me.

Just whack off and save a friendship? Or find your own girl...

I doubt anyone would actually do that to there best mate, must be sex starved.

No i wouldn't, even if the mate didn't find out you would feel like an absolute c*** every time you were with him, so a definate no.

No.

Im best mates with kats boyfriend, so f*** NO

hahaha, you guys looked over the "no one ever finds out" part didn't you?

I'D HIT IT 2 TIMES

hell, why not just keep hitting it :D

Im best mates with kats boyfriend, so f*** NO

lolz

i dunno, before it got all droopy, it mightnt have been all bad

Only if my best mate was spook

Astroboy: Wow, that was lame

Only if my best mate was spook

petals pretty hawt, and worth it!

u got a spunky missus? we could share

Would you post in a Kat thread willingly if you knew you wouldn't get caught?

Resounding NO.

Would you post in a Kat thread willingly if you knew you wouldn't get caught?

Resounding NO.

Yet you post in it when you will get caught

Only if my best mate was spook's missus! ;)

no way.. lol thats f***ed up

Would anyone do Kat if NO ONE ever found out?

haha

yep

If you mean 'do' as in bushland, then yes.

Only if both chicks were hot

yea fuk yea i'd do Kat for sure

I'd do kat but then i'd have to go jump.

.onto my mum

I knew i should've been more specific with the jumping jazz there..

the real question here is would you drink a glass of your own semen

something to think about

I'm not gay or nothin, but I reckon I'd drink a glass of yours

O_o...

>_<

the real question here is would you drink a glass of your own semen

something to think about

I'm not gay or nothin, but I reckon I'd drink a glass of yours

Hahahahah

Yet you post in it when you will get caught

pointing out obvious stupidity makes you stupid

Pointing out stupidity that has pointed out stupdity is just stupid, it's a vicious cycle that no one can win.

I'm not gay or nothin

i think you are gay

u r

the real question here is would you drink a glass of your own semen

something to think about

Is it still warm?

I'm not gay or nothin


i think you are gay


u r

well played sir!

So's your face!

On the topic at hand, I'd start off by dropping hints to the best mates girlfriend (hence forth known has BMGF) that a little thing can happen, if the BMGF was willing to take it further I'd get the BMGF to the point of laying naked in the back seat of the car, take some happy snaps and then send them over to my BM.

It's a two-way relationship between best mates, if I had a missus and she was willing to do the dirty behind my back then I'd want to know about it from anyone - regardless of who they are.

Of course the above is null and void if consent is provided from all parties concerned and we had a swinging chair.

those are all good points.

ticcles I've known you for a few years but we're not exactly best mates - but I'll hang on to the pics in case that changes ;)

Good times Jim, good times.. except for that spot that won't go away :(

the real question here is would you drink a glass of your own semen

something to think about

LOL. Where did that come from?!

Also...

Is it still warm?

Hahahaha.

Now we know agent 99 finds seminal fluids containing spermatozoa and secretions of the testes, seminal vesicles, prostate, and bulbourethral glands really funny.

Or maybe the fact that Persay randomly brought it up and then Captivate responded to the q seriously... lol

Or maybe the the fact that captivate didn't respond seriously and persay is random all the time so his randomness isn't that random anymore.

But that's if you wanna get technical.

Like, sprog rhymes with trog

roflMeJuices!!

I think Springsteen put it best

Its hard to swallow come time to pay
That taste on your tongue dont easily slip away

What does that mean!?

it means yo mumma loves it.

Or maybe the the fact that captivate didn't respond seriously and persay is random all the time so his randomness isn't that random anymore.

But that's if you wanna get technical.

1. Captivate DID _respond_ seriously...however, that doesn't mean she took the q seriously...

2. I don't read the forum as often as u I guess - so I found Persay's randomness at that point in time odd/funny/lol-able.

3. You may have noticed I ended my COMMENT with "?!"...generally means no reply needed (or wanted...).

End/

Yes, a question mark definitely indicates that you do not want a reply of any kind.

If it immediately has a "!" following it (as I did) then yes...yes it does...

Agent 99!? You suck?!

ZING?!

That's nice Billy.

/laugh Agent 99

agent 99 wants to play with my dingdong

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/4774/untitled1hj1.gif

U gotta stop trying to sound smart and trying too hard to make a polite, straight forward argument, 99. This is QGL - it don't fly here.

Who is "the Cock"??

With 3000+ posts I thought u might have Booyah or some other regular who changed their name but it would seem not...

ZING?!

PS May I remind u, u suck too Chakas.

ZING!!

Agent 99 fails at teh zing

Ill zing agent 99 if you know what I mean.

No i dont, please elaborate in great detail, including all positions involved and their associated sound effects.

I would, because I havent had sex in yrs and my balls have turned purple.

last edited by sLaps_Forehead at 16:56:09 29/Jul/06

Aiya! the dreaded PBS!
Invest in a dodgy DVD of pron likely named backdoor sluts 9 or something and some lube and send that evil PBS packing!

PS May I remind u, u suck too Chakas.

ZING!!

Followed by:

Agent 99 fails at teh zing

Overall I'm happy with how that worked out.

I'm disappointed in u Nubbin.

PS U still suck Chakas.

nubbin <3's me even when making bats*** crazy nonsense posts.

Oh that's ok Chakas - I already knew that "ZING?!" post of yours was bats*** nonsense.

hey, lemme guess... you guys use to date or something?

am i right?

Nubbin and 99? Yeah, it was hot when those 2 got together.

I would probably cuddle them and kiss them maybe, but that would be about it.

What about ex-partner ?? :)

Sounds like there's a story there Skitza...

Not a made up story either.

I did it once, but i asked if i was allowed to

Getting with your mate's ex is still bad.....I've lost a few mates even because of that let alone shagging his partner..haha..
But hey, women are just all around trouble =)

It was the smiley face wasn't it...

the more important question, is who is "teh cock"

edit:

a second question

is "shieLSy_" the s***test name evar?

last edited by Spook at 16:40:42 30/Jul/06

according to his profile he's me

Who is "the Cock"??

With 3000+ posts I thought u might have Booyah or some other regular who changed their name but it would seem not...

Let it be known, Agent 99 is interested in the cock!

She may be interested in the cock, but I doubt she is interested in "The Cock".

I'm not surprised my cock is present in a discussion like this.

How's that nasty rash going, dude?

Spook:

My name was taken by some random fgt and shiels is my last name..go figure Nub.

PS + Evar...are you like..homosexual or sum tiNg HAR HAR HAR

dude u have no forum cred.... look at ur post count.

dude u have no forum cred.... look at ur post count.

LQQK AT MY E-PEEN

the more important question, is who is "teh cock"

I think "The Cock" is Paveway.

that would make sense

tisnt

i reckon its suhaib

Can't the admins tell who it is? Or do they just like messing with us?

yep its a full on mind f***

Would you sleep with your fellow QGL'ers mind by changing your nick?

LMFAO forum cred

you sound like a f***ing gimp...

I'm sorry I was so bored today I actually signed up...fact is I would own you at any game kthx random =)

shielSy_

one thing about QGL,

EVERYONE HATES EVERYONE, and whoever is funniest wins.

games have nothing to do with the qgl forum

I'm sorry I was so bored today I actually signed up...fact is I would own you at any game kthx random =)

Bring it on s***head, War3!

I'm down for a war3 4 on 4.

Me vs all of you, including the 3 on my own team

HOLD BACK MY GHOUL RUSH MAN!!!

shielSy_

one thing about QGL,

EVERYONE HATES EVERYONE, and whoever is funniest wins.

This should be a sticky.

"My Cock"

This should be a sticky.

...

Two thumbs up, fine holiday fun.

hahahaha.

im a professional qgl playa

if Stephen Broad was my best mate then yes.

Hi nubbin