Found this on b3ta.com

My youngest daughter has just finished her GCSE's and is doing her 6th form induction this week. Today was the turn of the careers adviser who was teaching them how to write a CV to suit the career they wanted after they had finished further education.
Says to the kids " ..write down what your ideal job would be and why, and I will show you next week how to write a CV based on your predicted grades and experience to suit"
Youngest writes 'I want to be an International Assasin as the I get to travel the world, the money is brilliant, and I won't have to work very often.'

Should be an interesting CV..............

May require a lengthy stint as a spin-doctor before coming up with a convincing CV for that career.

Hmmm, this thread is misleading. I was hoping to hear about lies ppl had actually told on their cv's...

This thread is gay and intrigues only the equally gay OP.

:/

why must you turn this into a house of lies

I was looking to see peoples' lies as well :(