http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4842634.stm

"The driver told police he had never held a driving licence."
HAHAHA

que arm jokes

ps. anyone hear b105 ragging this story yesterday arvo ~5pm. pure gold

i cant see how he could have 'armed anyone.

Arms or no arms, i would've legged it.

I'm stumped as to why no-one gave him a hand for travelling around.

The fine would have cost him an arm and a leg

I don't think he needed to be stopped - he was 'armless.

How did he release the hand brake? No wait.. how the f*** did he do anything

(Constable) Gray told colleagues he thought the man had an "attitude", then noticed the driver had no arms.

Maybe the guy gave him the finger....

You f***head they were on a roll

armageddon!

i heard he was on "rumspringa" from his armish commune..

the man had an "attitude"

who can blame him, he just got rejected from the armed forces.

any pictures? i heard he was of Armenian descent..

step out of the car with your hands above your head..

uh...

I don't see why everyone's so up in arms about it.

ps. anyone hear b105 ragging this story yesterday arvo ~5pm. pure gold

Only problem being; you would have had to have actually been listening to b105, to hear it.

wow casa? you're f***ing smart sunshine

really, its not that hard to get a license, just requires some elbow grease..

Yeh but then the test and licence cost an arm and a leg.

this news is quite alarming

I hear problems arose when the cops attempted to HANDcuff him and take him down to the station for FINGERprinting.

But you gotta HAND it to the man for POINTING out the easiness for someone to break the law. He'll probably just get a slap on the WRIST.

Still, he would ahve been a bit white-KNUCKLED when he was pulled over.

So, armless driver man, i SALUTE you, shake your HAND, give you a big THUMBS up and a HIGH-5.

p.s. Meow, let's see what we have here meow. Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?

who can blame him, he just got rejected from the armed forces.

Are you sure? The cop said he didn't look very army.

wow casa? you're f***ing smart sunshine

wot serva u play on? i wil cum on der and kik ur azz fag0t

now thats what i call a sticky situation

wrong type of joke maxe newb
basic plot is to use the word arm in a sentence. idiot

Or arm related words. Whatever comes to hand or you can put your finger on basically.

If you get stumped thinking of anything, just palm the job off onto someone who can and take the credit.

Thank god you didn't use capitals this time, i didn't need you pointing it out

i guess you could say this problem is almost unbearable

what you f***ing guys?
way to make unrelating jokes

im green with envy

if it isn't my good friend mr mcgreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!

"come on mate, you wouldnt hurt an unarmed man"

"true, but that wouldnt stop me from unarming you a little more"

*rips off guys arms*

at least clint shows his potential in this thread. maxe you can f*** the s*** off

I guess you could say he was disabled, because he doesn't have any arms

lol, arms.

YAY! some one said clint not c*** for once...

probably only coz i have a higher post count than him...

maxe is ghey btw

I guess you could say he was disabled, because he doesn't have any arms

That seriously made me LOL! HAHA

It wasn't me, it was the one armed man

fpot, lol

maxe wins
the rest are tossers who try too hard
milk the lame bs some more, no really, your fellow qgl'ers will love you for it and you'll have an undeserved sense of being 'cool'

except booyah, that call was decent

How did he hold the straw?

nikolas spelt his name wrong when he created his account and he is still better than you dice.

speaking of names, c***

you're so l33t

when you pay someone out, you bleep out the the insult. wow, thats smart, did you think of it yourself?

/reply

wow casa? you're f***ing smart sunshine

followed by this

wrong type of joke maxe newb
basic plot is to use the word arm in a sentence. idiot

wow. just wow.

i see you've got nearly 100 posts there dint, maybe a sense of humour will come soon

on that note, everyone who misunderstood maxe's delicious satire has hereby lost the thread

at least he doesnt have to worry about itchy armrests. jeez. damn these things are itchy, i think ill go scratch my itchy arm. ahhh. i love my arms.
*hugs arms*

didn't get it insom, because theres nothin to get.
WHAT STICK ARM WHAT

Driving a car without arms is dangerous, just be thankful it wasn't an armoured tank.

I hear he is now being charged on a unsolved armed robbery from a few years back.

p.s. Insom, i miss you and the kids miss you. When are you coming home? (queue Taxiride music and iceskates). Also, my mum says hi and thanks for last night.

didn't get it insom, because theres nothin to get.

sounds more like youve got nothing to get it with

does he armour all (tm) his vehicle

mantis, unfortunately Taxiride is a bit dated now and has to be replaced, especially in this new age of emo