Church to investigate Inala 'miracle'


The Catholic Church is to investigate claims of religious icons bleeding and weeping rose oil in a small Brisbane church.

a giant leap of faith?

Real or not?

cool!

See, it's TRUE !!

Inala makes baby jesus cry

haha, call ^^^^

Miramenon.

What's the miracle? That it hasn't been stolen yet?

Hoax.

God has made it perfectly clear he wants nothing to do with Inala.

I think the real miracle is that there's actually a church in inala?!

it's real because god is real, not

I think the real miracle is that there's actually a church in inala?!

The new report made reference to the curch 'up the road' that would make TWO in Inala!

It's real because Mel Gibson said it is.

Miracle or phenomenon?

or fake?

last edited by Spook at 13:40:40 26/May/04

hoax!! i bet they were stoned

fear the power of the lord, for he shall not speak to or help thou with thy problems, but make one small statue bleed rose oil and so you shall see him for all his glory; He is the Lord

but make one small statue bleed rose oil and so you shall see him for all his glory; He is the Lord

Perosnally, I'd prefer it if he made my enemies bleed - PROFUSELY

Heh, how funny is this and all the coverage its been getting. I can't figure out if the TV stations are doing it to try and encourage more people to go out there, or to actually just flat out make fun of the church involved

I think the real miracle is that there's actually a church in inala?!

Where there is white trash there is church.

i think its a hoax, its been done before.
youd think they could come up with an original idea

last edited by Irhabi at 14:46:17 26/May/04

the priest spilt his sauce and won't admit it

Where there is white trash there is church.

It's a Vietnamese Catholic church, actually. ;)

Hoax for sure.

Brisbane Archbishop John Bathersby said he had appointed special agents Scully and Maulder as the heads of the investigation team to determine the cause of the apparent phenomena in the Vietnamese Community Hall at Inala in Brisbane's south-west

why on earth would GOD do something that has no use for anyone AT ALL?

I find that faith would provail in telling people that its fake.

god is just something made up by people because the human mind cant comprehend that when you die there is nothing else.

why on earth would GOD do something that has no use for anyone AT ALL?

And on the 8th day god did give on to man an appendix which did absolutly f*** all except randomly smite people by swelling with infection and threatening to burst.

And on the 8th day god did give on to man an appendix which did absolutly f*** all except randomly smite people by swelling with infection and threatening to burst.

And on the 9th day he made statues bleed rose oil.

i think its a hoax, its been done before.
youd think they could come up with an original idea

We are talking about people from Inala here remember, they aren't known for their inventiveness and original ideas.

i know a chick who goes to that church, even she says its bs.. the way the blood is on the statue looks like some one messily cummed on it and shot everywhere like in porn movies (and were bleeding maybe when it happened and they mixed together)

those 'bleeding jesus' statuettes cost about 40 ringits in malaysia. once there is a barometric pressure change they ooze a petrochemical oil out of the porous material they are made of.

& on the 11th day the people forgot about the point of religion & decided to make some serious $$.

Hoax.

God has made it perfectly clear he wants nothing to do with Inala.

BAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHahhaha

god is just something made up by people because the human mind cant comprehend that when you die there is nothing else.

People only doubt God because the human mind can't comprehend that when you die there IS something else. If you are going to argue something, try a little harder....

http://www.members.optushome.com.au/gpahl/muppets.jpg

some dude said you can those typa things (statue crying) in asia. lols

People only doubt God because the human mind can't comprehend that when you die there IS something else. If you are going to argue something, try a little harder....

are you kidding?

i'd like to see someone prove that god actually exists

People only doubt God because the human mind can't comprehend that when you die there IS something else. If you are going to argue something, try a little harder....

Roflroflooroforlforoforoforofllofl

are you kidding?

Let's hope so

i'd like to see someone prove that god actually exists

Yeah that's cause Ibraham, Moses, jesus and Isac were all too busy playing a doubles game of ping pong.

Yeah that's cause Ibraham, Moses, jesus and Isac were all too busy playing a doubles game of ping pong.

and that's because religions love relying on something which can't be proven right or wrong (the distant past), it forces sheep to have to take their word for it

some REAL proof, anyone?
oh right ... we have the statues that bleed ... wow, can you feel the love? thanks God!

coolest calls in this thread ever

gold.

Bleeding statues can kiss my ass. There's no such thing. But when you say there's no such thing as GOD because you're not convinced that bleeding statues are real than your missing the point.

The evidence(s) are there... you just dont wanna look hard enough and you dont want to believe.... You must believe... neo..

Sif pick Inala for a miracle.

I reckon the balli bombings was a wonderous miracle. NOT.

last edited by Booyah at 19:51:48 26/May/04

What does killing innocent people have to do with miracles?

WTF Booyah.
How the fuk do you come up with that?

Wo wo wo relax...... i wasnt intending to be serious. I just aimlessly thought i'd throw it in for some unknown reason.

Pretty waked 0_o

Edit: oh Balli was the creator of this thread... so yeah i guess there's some sort of link there...I take it back but.



last edited by Booyah at 19:33:15 26/May/04

People only doubt God because the human mind can't comprehend that when you die there IS something else. If you are going to argue something, try a little harder....

Clearly a typo, heres the correct version.

People only create God because the human mind can't comprehend that when you die there ISN'T something else. If you are going to argue something, try a little harder....

Read 'The Da Vinci Code' and it perfectly well explains to you that Jesus spent his time banging mary magdalene =p

(good book too..)

It makes more sense to me that a human WILL NOT be able to comprehend how there can be life after death more than human NOT being able to comprehend that there IS NO life after death.

I mean how can you not understand the none-existance of something ?

You cant measure darkness and hence darkness is the absence of light.

On that note I need to go push a s***.

I need some proof first. Even if it means seeing a ghost then I'd believe straight away but until then I think that once we die that's it, it's all over.

8-)

I promise if I die and theres an afterlife, I'll post it here on the forums.

Id bleed from the eyes to if i was made to stay in church for aslong as that statue.

Inala makes baby jesus cry

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people love debating whether God exists or not ... here's a simple test you can do at home: Ask, "God, not that you have to prove yourself, but I'd like to know if you are there or not, could you please say something to me? I promise I'll do your will if you let me know you exist."

Once you have done this, you have your answer. Case closed, move on.

Oh, and if you don't get an answer, it doesn't necessarily mean God doesn't exist, but you sure as hell are alone in this life.

Choice is yours.

It's so much easier saying "god does not exist" than he "does exist" and thats why your gonna get people saying things like "if he does than why are there people with deformities" and "why isn't the world a better place". But if you're always gonna be that shallow and not go past your 5 senses than paint me green, call me gumby and s*** a brick i aint no preacher.

OMG asif god doesn't exist!@! Telstra customers are still online aren't they?

some dude said you can those typa things (statue crying) in asia. lols

What?

last edited by exo at 20:59:44 26/May/04

Id bleed from the eyes to if i was made to stay in church for aslong as that statue.

Like this?

Eye Stigmata!!

It's so much easier saying "god does not exist" than he "does exist" and thats why your gonna get people saying things like "if he does than why are there people with deformities" and "why isn't the world a better place". But if you're always gonna be that shallow and not go past your 5 senses than paint me green, call me gumby and s*** a brick i aint no preacher.

Hopeless apologetics goes here

i have f***ing died before heart stopped for 10 minutes you know what it was just like going under a general dont remember going to sleep only remember waking up and it didnt feel like i was asleep at all. no outter body experiances, no bright lights... nothing. damn hey

The thing is god has noting to do with religon, not really anyway. I mean God supposedly gave men free will, but according to the church if you ever use it your gonna burn. That's why "religon" s***s me, it has nothing to do with spiritulality it is only about rules and morality and it's about 2000 years out of date.

Thousands of believers continue their pilgrimage to the community church to see the apparent miracles for themselves.

This also s***s me, people that claim they believe but are so desperate for vindication that they will travel to see one of the oldest hoaxs in the book in hope that for some f***ed up reason god decide to imbue a foot tall statue in the s*** hole of brisbane with his divine presence.

let the babies have their bottle

Too many of those religious icons doing the bleeding or the crying, if only they used proper materials it wouldn't be such a widespread problem.

haha suckers, religion lies again

i find it tremendously funny that people who think they are actually making their religion more exciting and popular, are actually doing even more damage to religions credability

Got resurrection ?

Damn-it!!

And here I was starting to believe again.

8-(

its ok when u add something important to a thread

i've heard of similar happenings before

i have f***ing died before heart stopped for 10 minutes you know what it was just like going under a general dont remember going to sleep only remember waking up and it didnt feel like i was asleep at all. no outter body experiances, no bright lights... nothing. damn hey

You mean it stopped beating by itself for 10 minutes while someone else made it do the work for you? =)

One of the longest incidences that I know of [no book of records etc.] was something like an hour where the casualty was not breathing nor heart beating, CPR was performed for that long before help arrived, they were going to call off the CPR and announce him dead, something like 5 minutes later their heart started beating on its own and they were revived.
Crazy huh =)

the ivestigation found out it was just commercially available rose water HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH there will be no more miracles ever cause science will debunk all that hocus-pocus s***....thousands of IDIOTS payed money for a DVD containing 10 news footage and there not happy about it being used either,(copyright)there gunna get sued.