Have been trying to find a free download of the old 2D "Battleship" boardgame.You know the "Its a hit"one.Google search always comes up with online playable versions.Anyone know of an exe' version or anything downloadable for windows.

I would suggest if your looking for old games they are called'Abandonwarez' meaning the Manufacturars of the games no longer hold a legal copywrite on it anymore so therefore it is not illigal to download some of these old games. I don't knwo the game your have suggested but you may want to use that to help you find it.

HAHAH w, looks like ur radeon 9800 can't handle s***, clearly ur poorly performing graphics card has stopped u from playing quality games u tool....

i don't know about you but i do enjoy escaping from the complexity of some modern games into the much simpler format of old games, even if they do have s***e graphics

Seeking attention in my my posts again,dickhandler3#.You sound like such a little poof,I bet your lan chums called backdoor 4#

P.S I forgot ,Thanks Nidz.

WTF are u talking about u little super geek, try english....it's quite effective....Try school also, it helps with your vocabulary. Your sad addiction to old games is clearly a consequence of your cheap hardware, nothing else.....Anyone else who delves on old games clearly lives in the past, those days are over.....move on with your lives.....

another good site i found for old games is http://www.the-underdogs.org/ You could try there. Also tossers that get off over lame videocard calls need a life.

It's not Illhandler's fault his only pride lies in his hardware. He comes from a bad family. Sshh, he doesn't like to talk about it.

LOL cookie.......dont express ur depressed childhood on public forums.....and dont try and reflect ur poor uneducated upbringing on here either, leave that for the counsellors.......I have pride in my hardware because i earnt it and i am successful, you guys are all poor, uneducated and don't have steady incomes.......Your clearly overly jealous of anything i have.....Go back to your cheap old games, because thats what u'll b stuck in....the past.....

ill handler, i must say you are the ultimate insult machine..... please dont beat me up with your pale bony arms

fool, give me ur address then, and we'll see what bony arms pop up

Ill_handle, you sound pretty much like a d******* to me. So yeah, how's it going d*******?

not bad dumbs***......

Don't you have anything better to do than argue in public forums. It's a waste of space. I suggest you stick to your MSN and yahoo chat noobs..

Back again dickhandler 3#.You give alot away about yourself dont ya dickwad!.Always calling everyone dumb,uneducated,unsuccessful pathetic etc. Give us a break you moron!.
You use the hulk as your eh hem!,handle.What the ?.
I'll bet anything your an underachieving,pompous,spoilt child,who is in YR 7F and you've got your rags over whether you'll pass end of year exams.
P.S Anyone else suspect dickhandler 3# and wait for it "streetball.cock.uk" are one and the same ?.

w, you clearly failed all your exams
AHAHAHA i can imagine
Scraping in with passes for all your easy subjects, let me guess 'graphics' and other humanities subjects.......Then there is always the fact that your name is a letter, says alot about how insignificant you are really are....(your a statistic, i am real)

Illhandler, he asked for something and you came in here just to insult him about it and make stupid assumptions. I really don't see how it concerns you whether or not he has good hardware. It also doesn't matter whether a game has good graphics or not, it has no impact on the fun factor. If all you can think of to do with your time is insult people about their hardware, you obviously need a hobby.

Try Battleships.

Hey w, try http://appdirectory.brinkster.net if you have msn 6. It's got like battleships, chess and some other stuff in it to play your contacts. And Illhandler stfu, your comments make it obvious your some cs noob who bases all games on graphics and no gameplay. I'm running p4 3.0Ghz radeon 9800pro and I still play some of this older s*** when im bored, so stfu and stop embarrasing yourself on these forums.

yeh but ur a dumbass so your oppinions don't count

Okay, let's count the people who think you're NOT a dumbarse.

Negative one, negative two...

Hey illhandler, whats wrong with arts and humanties?. Not everyone does maths and science. If you want to make yourself feel better by bagging other people, go do it somewhere else

No i just pity you all, your actually bothered in protecting ur interests on a public forum, just shows how you hold yourselves in the 'real world'........

and cookie you idiot, technically your actually saying knowone thinks im a dumbass...........
Negative people is less than zero people idiot.......

nice to hear from you again ill handle, now would you kindly shut the f*** up?

Learn to spell...no-one is not spelt knowone...and another thing..grow a dick

Why? It's not like he'd ever have any use for it.

My mistake

Yeah d*******,negative is less than zero,the question was "how many think your NOT an a******"the answer is negative!.You cant even spell no -one .

Hehe, I like this guy. The more he pays people out, the more of a d******* he looks. Quick insult me again man. Do a mad play on my nickname, like you did last time. I was laughing my arse off so much then. And by responding with:

not bad dumbs***......

clearly shows that you admit you are infact a d*******.

To everyone else, please, he(Or she maybe? You sound like a woman who's PMSing) obviously hasn't been to one maths class in his(or her?) whole life so course (s)he wouldn't know the difference between a negative number and a positive number.

Or, for that matter, an English class.

Watch now as he demonstrates his ignorance once again.

Last time i checked, people constitute random positive integers, negative numbers of individuals do not exist.....Maybe in your failed lives (e.g. failing school and all its respective examinations) negative people is more akin to negative lifestyles.....

Do you not understand how much people don't like you here?

Look, he checked his spelling! It's too bad he's still such a social reject. Noone can save him now...even there was any motivation.

But seriously, i defy anyone to find one positive comment regarding illhandler not actually made by him.

ur missing the point....again

'Fraid not. You see, Illhandler, a guy wanted a place to download Battleships. Fun game, battleships. And you chose, stupidly, to attribute it to his video card, which you know absolutely nothing about. You started an argument. The point of this argument has now become that no-one (not knowone) likes you, or wants you anywhere near them, or to post on this forum, ever again. If you respected their wishes, you would. You have to ask yourself: If you're only annoying people by being here, what's the point?

OMG! hi2u! kekekekekekeke!

f*** off Ill handler, go back to your f***ing pokemon and gameboy.

ahh the gathering of the failures, a typical ceremonial gathering....Where the ones who failed in school (i.e. you guys) come together to abuse others in hopes of gaining any satisfaction you can get.......Sad, so sad.........

Hey, keep this guy talking, he's actually quite amusing when you read what he says.

And your actually quite stupid because you have nothing to say........

I have a lot to say. I just don't like to waste my time. And please learn how to spell. It is spelt you're not your. You're is the contraction of you are. Your is something a bit different.

It's not abit different its totally different, the context i used it in is perfectly fine. Your is the possesive form of you......Hence it pertained to your lack of knowledge in any area of life, and was appropriately directed to a singular person....
Good try though. Maybe repeat school again, second time around may help you.....(Do you actually spend the time to analyse the english use in my posts??? WOW GET A LIFE)

No I don't go around analysing english. It's just that you're spelling is just so damn bad it's obvious. Not your fault, sounds like you've been sitting in front of your computer for too long and haven't got out in a while.

Don't worry, you'll get over it soon, it's just that time of the month again.

Could you like get some new insults or something, these school ones are just sad. Kinda like you. All your doing is being a d******* by posting an insulting people, which makes you feel big. While from the looks of it your life is completly the opposite. To put it simply YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS!

Then please please give me some contact details, like msn contact or something.....If you have any balls you will back up what you say.....NOT ON A PUBLIC FORUM THOUGH

And D12, if you read all the past posts you will notice i have wrecked you at every stage you have attempted to downgrade me.....

Whatever you say man. I have things that are little more important than to deal with people like you. If insulting people makes you feel better go ahead, you won't get very far in this world. You might be better off financially and do well in your studies and jobbut it sure isn't going to win you any friends if you have an attitude and behaviour like yours.

Right, the speech of true defeat.......Every nooblai khan on a public forum has posted that same post as a sign of defeat.....Your attempts are futile.....

Futile, eh? Where'd you come up with that one, been watching old black and white sci-fi's?

Incidentally, not only are you wrong, but you would have no idea either way whether or not anyone here finished school, aren't in it yet, are still in it, are called Bill Gates, or what. If I came up to you one day and assaulted you with a rubber chicken, you'd come back here and still have as little idea that it was me as you have of my academic achievement or possible lack thereof. So don't go shooting your mouth off when you don't know who or what you're talking about.

Oh, and you may attempt to brush aside people's insults as a sign of defeat, but sooner or later it's going to catch up with you. You'll realize everyone who's met you hates you without exception, and remember how easy it would have been to have been nicer to a few people and made your life something more than a total failiure. Failiure being what everyone else experienced in trying to tell you so at the time.

But who cares? No-one'll mind when you commit suicide in your poor, sad pensioner's home except whoever gets given the job of cleaning you up.

Right......it's ok man, if your parents beat you, don't lash out on public forums....Your clearly very dumb and your attempts at look even mildly intelligent failed horribly.....

ill handle, do you look anything like this guy because thats the kind of image you are portraying:

http://www.nationalcynical.com/images/ncn/redball-weirdo.jpg

W, if you're still interested I found a stand-alone Battleships game. Here's a link

http://www.freedownloadscenter.com/Games/Board_Games/BattleShips.html

Well firstly, i'm not white, i'm black and secondly it's huge and thirdly like i said before, give me some contact details and we can arrange for you to see me personally?

Yeah Huge in size to the comparision of your brain! Retard

Yeah Huge in size to the comparision of your brain! Retard
WOW nice use of english??
The proper sentence you were looking for that included appropriate grammar was "Yeah it's huge in size, compared to your brain"....
If you want me to correct all your posts, continue posting.......

awww shuucks, you would do that for me?

Brings a tear to my eye :'(

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If I wanted you to correct all my posts I would hire you as my personal servant and make you look up dictionary.com for an eternity.

Also your a bit hypocritical there, some of your posts are not using correct Grammar either.

i dont want to face up against a black guy, they always seem to have a posse. And even if i did beat you youd probably hate crime me.

-- dont bother correcting my grammer i know it bad, i have a public school heducation

Good, i'm happy you both RECOGNISED....

Is it me, or did that make little to no sense at all?

Well to you it woudn't make much sense...but to others it may......

D-12,Battleship address you posted was a classic,but I accidentally thanked you on my other forum post,so thanks again anyway!.
P.S Dickhandler, Same post script applies to this post as my other post. (means P.S incase you didnt know)

nope didnt make sense to me either, Infact for a person who is all about "grammar" your sentence structure is terrible...

ill handle why do you have grandma so much?

Because your grandma enjoys my house so much............