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Topic: The j0rest La-Z-Boy ever
sprayNwipe
Posts: 43
Location: USA

Well, this is probably the bizarrest relationship ever - Microsoft have teamed up with La-Z-Boy to make a La-Z-Boy sofa with internet access! Now, all we need is someone to figure out how to put a decent PC in there, and I'll never have to move again.
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WarT
Posts: 511
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

how sweet is that
-Eds-
Posts: 1
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

Yeah, pity its microsoft thats doing it.

chair will crash every five minuets
maxe
Posts: 627
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

yeah, how the f*** do you restart a chair?

it would lock up and you couldnt spin around.

note: please post lost more chair humour here, it can be a new form of sp00t.
pH33R
Posts: 12
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

will it be one of them old ppl chairs with built in toilet.. cuz u know how much i hate moving when i'm @ the puter :)
VRBones
Posts: 362
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

If Chairs were built by Microsoft

- You would expect the chair to fall apart at least once a day
- Chair legs would be included with floor v1.3, or sold seperately
- Cushions made for chair v1.0 are not compatible with chair v2.0 or will work at greatly reduced comfort
- The chair would secretly talk to all the other chairs to see if you've been sitting on them too.
- The chairs are so bloated and large that you dissappear into the layZboy, never to be seen again
- The De'cor is totally ruined by bringing in another chair from a rival chair company. Chairs will secretly fight it out behind the scenes to see who's the favourite chair
- The chair would ask you before you sat on it whether it should be your preferred chair for all sitting purposes. If so it hides a leg from the other chairs.
- Chairs would leave reminders that you really need to buy cushions v1.734 to improve your sitting enjoyment
- Chairs would try to convince you that they could also work as a toaster.
WarT
Posts: 519
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

chairs would built in vritual environment just for those porn movies i know you all like to watch
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