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sprayNwipe
Posts: 43
Location: USA
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Well, this is probably the bizarrest relationship ever - Microsoft have teamed up with La-Z-Boy to make a La-Z-Boy sofa with internet access! Now, all we need is someone to figure out how to put a decent PC in there, and I'll never have to move again. |
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| #0 06:22pm 10/01/01 |
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WarT
Posts: 511
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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how sweet is that |
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| #1 06:23pm 10/01/01 |
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-Eds-
Posts: 1
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Yeah, pity its microsoft thats doing it. chair will crash every five minuets |
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| #2 11:27pm 10/01/01 |
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maxe
Posts: 627
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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yeah, how the f*** do you restart a chair? it would lock up and you couldnt spin around. note: please post lost more chair humour here, it can be a new form of sp00t. |
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| #3 11:33pm 10/01/01 |
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pH33R
Posts: 12
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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will it be one of them old ppl chairs with built in toilet.. cuz u know how much i hate moving when i'm @ the puter :) |
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| #4 12:02am 11/01/01 |
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VRBones
Posts: 362
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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If Chairs were built by Microsoft - You would expect the chair to fall apart at least once a day - Chair legs would be included with floor v1.3, or sold seperately - Cushions made for chair v1.0 are not compatible with chair v2.0 or will work at greatly reduced comfort - The chair would secretly talk to all the other chairs to see if you've been sitting on them too. - The chairs are so bloated and large that you dissappear into the layZboy, never to be seen again - The De'cor is totally ruined by bringing in another chair from a rival chair company. Chairs will secretly fight it out behind the scenes to see who's the favourite chair - The chair would ask you before you sat on it whether it should be your preferred chair for all sitting purposes. If so it hides a leg from the other chairs. - Chairs would leave reminders that you really need to buy cushions v1.734 to improve your sitting enjoyment - Chairs would try to convince you that they could also work as a toaster. |
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| #5 10:44am 11/01/01 |
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WarT
Posts: 519
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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chairs would built in vritual environment just for those porn movies i know you all like to watch |
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