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ara
Posts: 2491
Location: Sydney, New South Wales
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So every year whirlpool reach new levels of lameness with their April fools jokes. Im guessing something to do with FTTN and/or the content filter. There is just a massive opportunity with those two subjects to suck in all their readers. Maybe Conroy resigning/getting sacked for something like p0rn. What do you think? |
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| #0 04:19pm 30/03/09 |
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fpot
Posts: 16179
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
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hey look it is that trog wannabe guy
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| #1 04:20pm 30/03/09 |
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d[o_0]b
Posts: 2982
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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hold out your cup and get your fill
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| #2 04:28pm 30/03/09 |
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darkjedi
Posts: 1643
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Sounds like a safe bet to me.
How about just going with "whirlpool will run with something lame" ? Much easier :) |
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| #3 04:35pm 30/03/09 |
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MrHardware
Posts: 4628
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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so will google
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| #4 04:37pm 30/03/09 |
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mongie
Posts: 6099
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Telstra bought by Singtel or something equally as awesome.
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| #5 04:49pm 30/03/09 |
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Crusher
Posts: 275
Location: Newcastle, New South Wales
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my guess is something to do with Sol, eg being reappointed or taking over as chair of teh content filter or something
the stories are so blatantly fake yet its fun to see the hilarity as noobs fall for it and fire up. |
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| #6 04:52pm 30/03/09 |
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darkjedi
Posts: 1645
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Whereas Blizzard will no doubt astound us with some more awesome efforts - New races in Star Craft 2, another WoW expansion or Diablo 3 having playable ponies.
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| #7 04:54pm 30/03/09 |
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ara
Posts: 2492
Location: Sydney, New South Wales
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haha fpot. trog doesn't like April fools day. i don't like April fools day or particularly like whirlpool. i can see your logical progression but unfortunately that doesn't make me a trog wanna be, but it does make you an angsty young man. much love as always. |
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| #8 04:57pm 30/03/09 |
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Crusher
Posts: 277
Location: Newcastle, New South Wales
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Lies. you are simon wright's lover arent you ara. Admit it.
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| #9 04:59pm 30/03/09 |
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fpot
Posts: 16180
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
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ur a faget
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| #10 04:59pm 30/03/09 |
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ara
Posts: 2493
Location: Sydney, New South Wales
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oh, and a deep thinker it appears.
you know i keep a laminated copy of this handy at all times. http://ara.ausgamers.com/media/slugman/FPOT_SLUGMAN.jpg you sexy devil, you. last edited by ara at 16:18:44 30/Mar/09 |
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| #11 05:18pm 30/03/09 |
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Bats***
Posts: 609
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Isn't ara the guy who's threatened qgl with a law suit?
Also, I'm waiting on google they usually have awesome things that fools everyone. Like how google is powered by pigeons. and ara you know fpot is now a bouncer. The fat f***er could probably rape you. His brother is also mentally adjusted so he could go hulk on you. Don't mess with them. last edited by Bats*** at 16:07:20 30/Mar/09 |
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| #12 05:07pm 30/03/09 |
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Dan
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Posts: 9130
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Trent: was thinking the exact same thing. They'll definitely pull some stupid piece about either an NBN announcement or something censorship related. f*** April fools "news" is so lame.
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| #13 05:09pm 30/03/09 |
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mongie
Posts: 6100
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Lol, He didn't even notice my troll but the thread is a great success anyway!
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| #14 05:10pm 30/03/09 |
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blahnana
Posts: 358
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Haha, how little you know, Bats***. Ara is a f***ing giant. If there's any raping happening, it'll be ara who's doing it.
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| #15 05:10pm 30/03/09 |
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ara
Posts: 2494
Location: Sydney, New South Wales
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Greazy, your concern is touching but don't fret. I want to make love not war. |
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| #16 05:12pm 30/03/09 |
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Jim
Posts: 9473
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I can further confirm that if there are men around with their ass pointed anywhere near ara, he'll be all over them with the raping and the sodomising
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| #17 05:13pm 30/03/09 |
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ara
Posts: 2495
Location: Sydney, New South Wales
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mongie, i saw it but we both know that Singtel don't have the coin to build a network let alone buy one that is functioning and profitable. |
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| #18 05:17pm 30/03/09 |
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FraktuRe
Posts: 772
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
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Just to mention, ara you annoy the f***ing s*** out of me.
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| #19 05:18pm 30/03/09 |
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Bats***
Posts: 610
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Watch out frak is annoyed.
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| #20 05:19pm 30/03/09 |
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ara
Posts: 2496
Location: Sydney, New South Wales
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sorry to hear that FraktuRe, ill try to do more in the future to please you. |
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| #21 05:23pm 30/03/09 |
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FraktuRe
Posts: 773
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
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Thanks for the concern.
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| #22 05:24pm 30/03/09 |
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fpot
Posts: 16181
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
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I reckon we should use the forum search feature to prove that in all 2496 of ara's posts he has never said anything even remotely funny.
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| #23 05:24pm 30/03/09 |
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ara
Posts: 2497
Location: Sydney, New South Wales
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this news.com.au article could be the perfect tee up for Whirlpool to post Telstra won the NBN.
Perfect storm. Fpot, that sounds like an awesome idea. Get your possie together and get on it quick smart. last edited by ara at 16:27:03 30/Mar/09 |
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| #24 05:27pm 30/03/09 |
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infi
Posts: 11803
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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you're all tough c***s.
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| #25 05:26pm 30/03/09 |
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mongie
Posts: 6101
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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keyboard warriors is the correct term infi.
I hope that the April Fools story is that Telstra has gone bankrupt, but then the funny is that ITS TRUE. LOLOLOLOL |
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whoop
Posts: 13708
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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In other news, after a server melt down the QGL forums will be no longer available and everyone has to use Ausgamers forums :)
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| #27 07:08pm 30/03/09 |
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Bats***
Posts: 611
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Trog is too uptight to do April fools joke.
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| #28 07:21pm 30/03/09 |
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infi
Posts: 11807
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Every day is April Fool's around QGL.
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| #29 07:24pm 30/03/09 |
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Bats***
Posts: 612
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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You're the only fool here.
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| #30 07:44pm 30/03/09 |
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MatchFixer
Posts: 640
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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There goes fpot again trying to prove s*** on an online gaming forum.
You're wrong. Let it go fuxstain. |
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| #31 08:13pm 30/03/09 |
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mongie
Posts: 6102
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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LOL
FIREUP BOOYAH |
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deadlyf
Posts: 290
Location: Queensland
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you're all tough c***s. pfft you should meet my Grandma. |
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koopz
Posts: 7582
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I'm still tossing up whether to rickroll the whole franchise via their intranets main page.
my project is almost over, and they'll never figure for a second how the Boardroom was able to post it up there :/ I just have this funny feeling that it might come back to bite me later somehow last edited by koopz at 22:01:07 30/Mar/09 |
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Dan
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Posts: 9132
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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The thing that s***s me the most is because of timezones, the lameness lasts for 2 days online. It's April 2nd here already when we're still reading stupid s*** on US and EU sites.
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| #35 08:02am 31/03/09 |
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Bats***
Posts: 614
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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3 days if you count the d*******s that get in early.
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| #36 09:56am 31/03/09 |
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fpot
Posts: 16184
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
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How come Bats*** can have a swear in his name but I can't have f***pot?
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| #37 06:02pm 31/03/09 |
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MrHardware
Posts: 4636
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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i was actually wondering that the other day, f***pot.
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| #38 06:53pm 31/03/09 |
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whoop
Posts: 13714
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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In that case I'm changin my name back to WhoopAss !
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| #39 09:20pm 31/03/09 |
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Fn
Posts: 5415
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Where's your chin fpot?
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| #40 09:26pm 31/03/09 |
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Bats***
Posts: 618
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I am trog. |
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| #41 10:46pm 31/03/09 |
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boba
Cainer
Posts: 3338
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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lolol whirlpool crack me up
Conroy dumped as minister for broadband |
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| #42 07:19am 01/04/09 |
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darkjedi
Posts: 1646
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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so very predictable!
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| #43 07:23am 01/04/09 |
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HeardY
Gaelic newb
Posts: 16040
Location: Ireland
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indeed
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| #44 07:35am 01/04/09 |
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fade
Posts: 3488
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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predictable, and obviously a hoax. Whirlpool fail. I look forward to BBC and BMW's attempts.
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mission
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Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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HeardY
Gaelic newb
Posts: 16041
Location: Ireland
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ocau's is semi decent
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| #47 08:51am 01/04/09 |
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Dan
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Posts: 9138
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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See new thread for general April fools discussion.
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