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Topic: Prediction: Whirlpool April Fools Lameness
ara
Posts: 2491
Location: Sydney, New South Wales

So every year whirlpool reach new levels of lameness with their April fools jokes.

Im guessing something to do with FTTN and/or the content filter. There is just a massive opportunity with those two subjects to suck in all their readers.

Maybe Conroy resigning/getting sacked for something like p0rn.

What do you think?
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fpot
Posts: 16179
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
hey look it is that trog wannabe guy
d[o_0]b
Posts: 2982
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
hold out your cup and get your fill
darkjedi
Posts: 1643
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Sounds like a safe bet to me.

How about just going with "whirlpool will run with something lame" ? Much easier :)
MrHardware
Posts: 4628
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
so will google
mongie
Posts: 6099
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Telstra bought by Singtel or something equally as awesome.
Crusher
Posts: 275
Location: Newcastle, New South Wales
my guess is something to do with Sol, eg being reappointed or taking over as chair of teh content filter or something

the stories are so blatantly fake yet its fun to see the hilarity as noobs fall for it and fire up.
darkjedi
Posts: 1645
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Whereas Blizzard will no doubt astound us with some more awesome efforts - New races in Star Craft 2, another WoW expansion or Diablo 3 having playable ponies.
ara
Posts: 2492
Location: Sydney, New South Wales

haha fpot.

trog doesn't like April fools day.

i don't like April fools day or particularly like whirlpool.

i can see your logical progression but unfortunately that doesn't make me a trog wanna be, but it does make you an angsty young man.

much love as always.
Crusher
Posts: 277
Location: Newcastle, New South Wales
Lies. you are simon wright's lover arent you ara. Admit it.
fpot
Posts: 16180
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
ur a faget
ara
Posts: 2493
Location: Sydney, New South Wales
oh, and a deep thinker it appears.

you know i keep a laminated copy of this handy at all times.

http://ara.ausgamers.com/media/slugman/FPOT_SLUGMAN.jpg

you sexy devil, you.


last edited by ara at 16:18:44 30/Mar/09
Bats***
Posts: 609
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Isn't ara the guy who's threatened qgl with a law suit?

Also, I'm waiting on google they usually have awesome things that fools everyone. Like how google is powered by pigeons.

and ara you know fpot is now a bouncer. The fat f***er could probably rape you. His brother is also mentally adjusted so he could go hulk on you. Don't mess with them.

last edited by Bats*** at 16:07:20 30/Mar/09
Dan
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Posts: 9130
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Trent: was thinking the exact same thing. They'll definitely pull some stupid piece about either an NBN announcement or something censorship related. f*** April fools "news" is so lame.
mongie
Posts: 6100
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Lol, He didn't even notice my troll but the thread is a great success anyway!
blahnana
Posts: 358
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Haha, how little you know, Bats***. Ara is a f***ing giant. If there's any raping happening, it'll be ara who's doing it.
ara
Posts: 2494
Location: Sydney, New South Wales

Greazy, your concern is touching but don't fret. I want to make love not war.

Jim
Posts: 9473
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I can further confirm that if there are men around with their ass pointed anywhere near ara, he'll be all over them with the raping and the sodomising
ara
Posts: 2495
Location: Sydney, New South Wales

mongie, i saw it but we both know that Singtel don't have the coin to build a network let alone buy one that is functioning and profitable.

FraktuRe
Posts: 772
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
Just to mention, ara you annoy the f***ing s*** out of me.
Bats***
Posts: 610
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Watch out frak is annoyed.
ara
Posts: 2496
Location: Sydney, New South Wales

sorry to hear that FraktuRe, ill try to do more in the future to please you.
FraktuRe
Posts: 773
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
Thanks for the concern.
fpot
Posts: 16181
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
I reckon we should use the forum search feature to prove that in all 2496 of ara's posts he has never said anything even remotely funny.
ara
Posts: 2497
Location: Sydney, New South Wales
this news.com.au article could be the perfect tee up for Whirlpool to post Telstra won the NBN.

Perfect storm.

Fpot, that sounds like an awesome idea. Get your possie together and get on it quick smart.

last edited by ara at 16:27:03 30/Mar/09
infi
Posts: 11803
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
you're all tough c***s.
mongie
Posts: 6101
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
keyboard warriors is the correct term infi.

I hope that the April Fools story is that Telstra has gone bankrupt, but then the funny is that ITS TRUE.

LOLOLOLOL
whoop
Posts: 13708
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
In other news, after a server melt down the QGL forums will be no longer available and everyone has to use Ausgamers forums :)
Bats***
Posts: 611
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Trog is too uptight to do April fools joke.
infi
Posts: 11807
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Every day is April Fool's around QGL.
Bats***
Posts: 612
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
You're the only fool here.
MatchFixer
Posts: 640
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
There goes fpot again trying to prove s*** on an online gaming forum.

You're wrong. Let it go fuxstain.
mongie
Posts: 6102
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
LOL
FIREUP BOOYAH
deadlyf
Posts: 290
Location: Queensland
you're all tough c***s.

pfft you should meet my Grandma.
koopz
Posts: 7582
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I'm still tossing up whether to rickroll the whole franchise via their intranets main page.

my project is almost over, and they'll never figure for a second how the Boardroom was able to post it up there :/

I just have this funny feeling that it might come back to bite me later somehow



last edited by koopz at 22:01:07 30/Mar/09
Dan
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Posts: 9132
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
The thing that s***s me the most is because of timezones, the lameness lasts for 2 days online. It's April 2nd here already when we're still reading stupid s*** on US and EU sites.
Bats***
Posts: 614
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
3 days if you count the d*******s that get in early.
fpot
Posts: 16184
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
How come Bats*** can have a swear in his name but I can't have f***pot?
MrHardware
Posts: 4636
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
i was actually wondering that the other day, f***pot.
whoop
Posts: 13714
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
In that case I'm changin my name back to WhoopAss !
Fn
Posts: 5415
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Where's your chin fpot?
Bats***
Posts: 618
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

I am trog.
boba
Cainer
Posts: 3338
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
lolol whirlpool crack me up

Conroy dumped as minister for broadband
darkjedi
Posts: 1646
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
so very predictable!
HeardY
Gaelic newb
Posts: 16040
Location: Ireland
indeed
fade
Posts: 3488
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
predictable, and obviously a hoax. Whirlpool fail. I look forward to BBC and BMW's attempts.
mission
Posts: 4889
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
OCAU got in the action with an access denied message from the Feds.

http://www.overclockers.com.au/
HeardY
Gaelic newb
Posts: 16041
Location: Ireland
ocau's is semi decent
Dan
Special text
Posts: 9138
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
See new thread for general April fools discussion.
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