WTF.

Me and Luigi were out on my balcony when I hear this cry of "help" and I saw this chick slung over the shoulder of some dude with a spiky shell.

I thought she was just having a domestic but I pulled on my red overalls and headed over to see if she needed any help. I punched the guy three times and then he flashed and kind of stretched a few times and then jumped out of my vision.

Apparently 30 seconds more and the princess was going to be deflowered, so I'm the sole reason that she still has her chastity.

So anyway there was lots of fireworks and a castle and toadstools and the king thumped me on the back and took down my details.

Hopefully he rings later and I can marry his daughter. She won't be chaste for long!

haha

i don't suppose this princess'name was Jim by any chance?

http://www.makesitgood.net/gallery2/d/6997-1/IMG_8472.jpg

This is almost as gay as this parity thread ... almost
http://asame2.web.infoseek.co.jp/mariof42.jpg

This thread is gold. well done blahnana, GG, GJ

I rate this parody 10/10.

LOL, thats the word I was sitting there for 2 minutes trying to think of, thanks CHUB :).

hehehe

I bet Luigi didn't go and check because he was checking out Mario.

Well played!

this thread wins

LMFAO

-10/10

Also, I was about to try a "Someone saved me while I was trying to commit suicide yesterday" but I didn't have the energy.

and it wouldn't have been funny, unlike this gem

The Princess is in the other castle!

Good parody thread imo

Less talk and more messed up mario pics!
http://digitalbattle.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/super mario1.jpg

it was worth posting... i guess...

Jokes on you, what you rescued was just a toadstool. The real princess is in another castle.

Dan, you're a bit late buddy!

I've never thought of my office as a castle

but you've always considered yourself a princess.

i love mario frog suit.... now that costume is FTW

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/071025.jpg

haha thats a good one

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/412/marionz5.th.jpg

Being a mario fan, I vote this thread of the year.

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/8439/harfdarfsi8.jpg

paradoy sucked - i'm not really a mario fan, but the warped images are awesome

haha Thundercracker wins!

this thread was s***

10/10

It's made better by the fact I've been playing heaps of SMB3 lately!

^^ haha, that was f***ing excellent!!! ^^