LOL

This sounds like the type of s*** that gets posted at www.overclockers.com.au

any serious responses are f***en lolled at. gtafknlifenubcakes

ps. if i had a vagina. i would shove all rev's toys up there and praise satan therefrore becoming the ultimate voltron thundercat drestroyer and poo on spiderpig from 10000000 feet and calling. yeah.

Let's be glad you don't have a vagina.

Don't you c*********s have better things to do other than cocksucking?

For cocksucking out loud.

^shut up booyah.

well, i think we've wrapped this up pretty neatly

the qgl agony aunt in full effect

next problem please (not you chub)

Welcome to QGL's Self Help Line.

Pffft......Youngsters....I don't know.

Take a good long look at your hands. They are your girlfriends now. They wont talk to you either, but you wont have to endure long distance relationships with em either. Also, if you treat them good, then you might be able to teach them to put food in your mouth.

If you want this chick then move to Sydney. Otherwise, grow up.

It's no wonder she dumped your ass if you have to post on QGL for advice.

she probably dumped your sorry white arse for some lebo arabic ethnic wog cock. she's probably getting penetrated by a gang of hairy lebos as we speak. hahaha

theres no such thing as a long distance relationship

.

lol relationship advice from qgl

f***ING LOL at this thread....

The best laugh came from reading Booyah's new name.... LMFAO

lol @ that jewish thing, maybe if she stopped being jewish she wouldnt have a problem

yeah she needs to get over that

yeah its over, but dont go and do anything stupid. its just a girl.

I can't let this happen :( I know she's the one!!!

I'm flying down tonight to go and meet her to see what's up... I just hope I have the correct address

this is epic

sigh, gimmick more

and LDR can work if you have a fixed end date (4 more months!!! :()

is this to say that you have a girlfriend in brisbane and you've obstained from tapping the hot euro poontang?

hahah u sad sac.

what a thread

is this to say that you have a girlfriend in brisbane and you've obstained from tapping the hot euro poontang?

i have hot euro poontang and am abstaining while in brisbane :(

but i'm going back there at xmas then after a few months she's coming to aus for a year (hot_potato_hot_potato - if the girl *really* liked you she'd make more of an effort, but you're a gimmick anyway so why am i even bothering :\)

hey hot potato do you want me to f*** her for you? she probably left you because your penis isn't big enough... or from reading this thread YOU HAVE NO PENIS.

I once had a long distance relationship with Jim's mouth, but I was replaced by 7 cocks after just a few short months.

you must have been quite a mouthful

everyone's missing the point here,
we need photos of clints gf (or ex-gf)

we need photos of clints gf (or ex-gf)

Seek.. and you shall find..
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e12/Cl1nt/prudence.jpg

I have some MUCH better pics ;), but they're on the phone. Sorry QGL.

PS: It's ex now. But we're still friends. :/

mmmmmm, illegal highschool girls :)

Was she a prude?

friends enough to post photos of her on qgl?

I can't let this happen :( I know she's the one!!!

I'm flying down tonight to go and meet her to see what's up... I just hope I have the correct address




Soooo, let me get this straight. You are going on and on about her being "the one" and your "soul mate" yet you initially picked her up when she was passed out paraletic drunk?

Conclusion #1 : You're a date rapist.

You have been "together" for 2 years, yet you don't have her correct address as of 6 days ago?

Conclusion #2 : You're a date rapist with Rainman tendancies.

You have rang her over 80 times in 6 days. I would say she has some feelings for you ... I mean, after all that you STILL don't have a restraining order against you.

Conclusion #3 : You are the dumbest c*** in captivity.

My advice? http://www.myspace.com is your friend. Turn the lights off, slit your wrists and blog away while you slowly bleed to death. The only saving grace is that you didn't have children, the pollution ends with you.

his life wasn't in vain, this thread was good value

Pretty sure this thread can't be real.

hahah clint when she finds out ur f***ed hahahahaha

I know. She knows about this place too >_<

I'm flying down tonight to go and meet her to see what's up... I just hope I have the correct address

we have a stalker! if she doesnt contact you dude, its time to move on! save your self some cash.

if it feels like a blow off, then it prolly is.

oh yeah, london - sweden relations dont work. :S

sure it isn't real. but lonewolf's advice prolly applies equally well to the douchebag whose account it is

ten bucks shes livin with a well hung negro and receiving nightly injections.

you lose.

Seek.. and you shall find..

i can't say this without seeing a full body bikini shot,
but i do think you had the hottest gf of all qgl

i think you did the right thing letting her go.
she's definately out of your league :)

^Thanks for the confidence in me there buddy. :D

i think you did the right thing letting her go.
she's definately out of your league :) she's definitely keen on Crizane Tribal

Oh snap!


Long distance relationships do not work. Miss a turn, do not pass go, do not collect $200.

Update: Just got back home. I spent all night/day trying to find her. She's moved from her old address and doesn't work where she told me she worked :( Noone could tell me anything about her or where she's gone.

I know it's over but I just don't want to think that :( I feel like absolute s*** right now. What can I do to make me feel better?

^Have a wank and get over it.

she's definitely keen on Crizane Tribal

PEDO!

"make a thread about it" (thanks dint)

Hahaha hot potato got HotPotatowned

/wrists

Hahaha hot potato got HotPotatowned

HAHAH, OMG that actually made me cackle out loud.

Seriously though, if this f***wad is crying so hard about a long distance relationship gone sour, he's a bigger f*****-crybaby-wuss than Gimpy. You had best unplug your genitals champ, you shalln't be needing them.

hang out with dint and cut his lunch
f***, i would

"i didnt know she was 13 officer"

i can't say this without seeing a full body bikini shot,
but i do think you had the hottest gf of all qgl

i think you did the right thing letting her go.
she's definately out of your league :)

Get your tounge out of his ass, hes like 15! That is called Jailbait, there is plenty hotter gf's out there ... The bird i saw paveway with a few weeks ago was pretty farken hot!

yeah i'd totally do pave's mum too

burgz, that was a dood.

let the hommo-sexuals call them birds if they want

rofl @ QGL youngsters trying to give each other relationship advice whilst swapping kiddy photo's with each other.

The bird i saw paveway with a few weeks ago was pretty farken hot

blah blah blah blah
pics or lying

and how can she be 15 if she's wearing makup!?!?

actually if she is < 16 i take back everything i said
seriously, that's just wrong

She's 15 :P

The new girl's even better ;) Legal too :D

don't make me post a pic you c***s

you'll get bashed by a woman too. but im gonna say it: pics pls.

do it daniel, do it

nah i'd feel like a c***, just trust burgz

she's hot.

Isn't it pics or lying?

Guess you're lying ;)

paveway bought her from Russia... with one of his personal loans.

chub is still climbing trees and playing in the mud, he hasn't learnt about the birds and the bees yet

Are you implying that climbing tree's and playing in the mud isn't fun?

Geez your childhood must of been pretty lame.

Regardless, pics or lying.

no pics soz

had a few issues with her just recently, but thats another thread for the qgl help group

have some respect you f***s, you have eye witness proof ok

its true, she doesn't look half as manly as you'd imagine

qgl really needs more failed relationship related threads.

dont f***ing start me

This thread has been pretty funny, as long as it doesn't end with an IRL slash wrist as so many of you jerks have joked about...

Long story short... it feels s*** now but you will get over it. I know it may not feel like it but you will. Best thing to do is keep busy and let time pass. Go out and meet new people and make new friends (preferably in your own city). Get involved with us much stuff as possible. Don't ignore what happened but use it to do some good and learn from it.

also, smash as many chicks in as small amount of time as you can

will take your mind off any ex

smash ey?

also, smash as many chicks in as small amount of time as you can

paves got it down to under a minute now

for your mother only nf

read 'the secret', you will then magically bump into her as if by chance

then you can smash her, or whatever it is that pave does to women
he 'apparently' knows how to pull hot chicks

gee someone has issues

Get involved with us much stuff as possible.

erm... i'm sure hanging out on qgl isn't going to help much (maybe if we had a lan?)

also, i can't believe this thread is still going...

if i was a hot chick and i saw a hot stud cruise by in a pintara i'd get a moisty on as well

qgl is where the babe connections are (well more specifically mums).

Cainer are you the same cainer (Nathan from Boost)???

dont f***ing start me

Oh, I believe I already did.

qgl is where the babe connections are (well more specifically mums).
sigs are so 2003

Yeah!

LOL @ mini-khel

and Trog bana

i'm not an ugly c*** so i don't need my car to pull chicks cainer

f*** this f***ing sux :( I got no sleep last night :(

I guess getting drunk would help, right?

lol

try getting drunk AND cutting yourself

but remember its down the road not across the street

oh my, did this start somethign or what?!?!?!?

http://qgl.org/lan/photos/viewphoto.qgl?img=/2002/March/Set_2/dscf0184.jpg

close window! close window!

those chicks are hot

there are 2 girls in that photo, both of them are ember

Phoning a girl 13 times a day for 6 days is f***ing creepy. Even creepy hentai lovers would think that it's a little over the edge.

Probably the best advice comes from the Gospel of Punisher (one of the apostles of Tran): Punisher 20:16 "Get thee a liver of a cow and place thou liver in a bag of plastic. Put thine liver in thee microwave for one minute. Not two minutes and definitely never three minutes. Remove the liver from thee microwave and pierce the liver deeply with thine knife. Unsheathe thine sword of destiny and delve deeply into the liver. Thus your desire to know thy women will pass."

Burgz,

That's not the same cainer. The one you're referring to works with me and its not him.

haha! so it IS einy that goes to motherlan!

i'm not him, i'm much cooler.

ps. i hate you paveway, but i love you car, every boxy, sharp corner of it

who needs curves when you have boxy...

Man that party is bumpin'.

Wish I was a smoker.

f*** this f***ing sux :( I got no sleep last night :(

I guess getting drunk would help, right?

I think what would really help you right now is growing some testicles.

I think what would really help you right now is growing some testicles.

Yeah, seriously.

Take some advice from Seinfeld, do the good breakup, smile... say "Have a nice life" and move on.

Now you have no hand.

need the hand.

A man without hand, isn't a man at all.

oh my, did this start somethign or what?!?!?!?

http://qgl.org/lan/photos/viewphoto.qgl?img=/2002/March/Set_2/dscf0184.jpg

Haha so thats what a guy looks like before he turns into a chick

Anybody who has an identity problem had better wise up and get with the program!